Who knew that Bob Saget, that clean-scrubbed patriarch of the G-rated family sitcom Full House, was in reality such a joyously filthy scumbag? The man once taunted as “Bob Faggot” in grade school has had a huge career renaissance lately, thanks to turning in one of the dirtiest performances in the dirty-joke movie The Aristocrats. (He also plays a bong-hitting parody of himself on HBO’s Entourage.) His stand-up material would make even the Olsen twins blush. For example: “Girls go, ‘Oh, my God, I grew up watching you,'” he told Rolling Stone recently. “And I go, ‘Good. Now you’ve got to go down watching me.'” He’s also working on a new HBO show in which he plays a single gynecologist, as well as an R-rated parody of March of the Penguins. Aw, Dad! Saget takes the stage today at 8:30 p.m.

May 11-13

Bob Ruggiero has been writing about music, books, visual arts and entertainment for the Houston Press since 1997, with an emphasis on Classic Rock. He used to have an incredible and luxurious mullet in...