Sarah Tollemache wins laughs pondering subjects such as how much Paul McCartneyยs ex-sweetheart Heather Millsยs beautifully crafted prosthetic leg must have cost. Tollemache says sheยd probably only be able to afford one with ยcankles and varicose veins.ย She also jokes about her manยs addiction to Halo 3. ยI donยt know if youยd heard of it, but itยs this game that ruins relationships,ย she says. She goes on to describe how she tried to bond with him by playing the game but wound up just looking like a psycho shooting her gun up and down in the air.
Her timid stage presence adds to the humor of her act, especially when sheยs describing her favorite thing to do with her boyfriendยs porn, which she says became ยtheir pornย when they moved in together. Tollemache describes flipping through the triple-X mags to find a girl performing a disturbing sexual act and, as if she is completely aloof to what is going on in the scene, telling her stylist, ยI really want to look like this girl.ย Starting out the night will be fellow Houstonians Allegra Barnett, Melissa Nichols Vasquez and former Houston Press contributor Eric Dieckman. 8 p.m. Rudyardยs, 2010 Waugh. For information, call 713ย521ย0521 or visit www.rudyards.com. Free.
Tue., Jan. 15, 8 p.m., 2008
This article appears in Jan 10-16, 2008.