Vienna has given the world brilliant musicians: Mozart, Beethoven, Strauss…Falco. Sadly, the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra won’t bust out a 20-violin rendition of Falco’s ’80s classic “Der Kommissar.” But you can expect a program featuring oldies-but-goodies from the masters such as “Haffner,” “Symphony No. 4 in c minor” and “Death and Transfiguration.” Not bad for a group that has been together for 164 years and seen more lineup changes than Fleetwood Mac.

Sun., March 12, 2 p.m.

Bob Ruggiero has been writing about music, books, visual arts and entertainment for the Houston Press since 1997, with an emphasis on Classic Rock. He used to have an incredible and luxurious mullet in...