John Seaborn Gray

It’s almost Christmastime, and you’ve put off your holiday shopping until the last minute, you big fuckin’ idiot. Not to worry; with our help – and some outrageously expensive overnight shipping costs – you can still secure the perfect gift for that string-plucking/drum-thumping/digeridoo-tooting weirdo in your family. AERODRUMS AIR DRUMMING...

Music is subjective. When you get right down to it, there's just no such thing as a "good" or "bad" musical performers. Except for these artists. These folks are terrible. And to make all this hatred easier to digest, we've limited ourselves to five words or less. Enjoy! Pitbull: Vanilla...

You've seen The Truman Show, right? Oh, no? Okay, go ahead and do that. It's cool. I'll wait. Good movie, right? Now imagine if Truman had an earpiece, and into that earpiece is piped the reactions of every single audience member across the land. Now imagine that they are all...

Note: This article originally appeared in December 2010. Rocks Off brought it back for all you grinches out there. Happy Festivus! 5. Steve Earle & Emmylou Harris, "Christmas In Washington" Steve Earle recounts how he felt while we were gearing up to (sort of, almost, kind of, not really) elect...

As serious Anglophiles - that's people who are heavily into British culture, not some kind of white power thing - Jef With One F and I are taking a look at some lesser-known British films this month. As the month happens to be October, they will all be horror films...