Need a Falafel Fix? Try These Five Houston Spots

What is it about falafel that makes it delicious at almost any time of the day, be it for a weekday lunch or post-revelry fuel at 2 a.m. or even for weekend brunch?  Deep-fried garbanzo beans globes can be found across Houston, but their taste and quality varies considerably. Here…

Houston’s 10 Best Bars for Studying

A tried-and-true tradition for college students has been venturing out to the local coffee shop in an effort to get out of the house or library for a few minutes. This is all well and good; coffee shops make for great post-up spots for those looking to get a little…

Life in the Mind of a Comatose Boy Is Gorgeous, but What Does It Reveal?

Opening your film on the image of a child plummeting off a cliff, presumably to his death, is a fairly foolproof way of getting the audience’s attention. And Alexandre Aja’s hyper-stylized coming-of-age-movie-slash-fantasy-slash-psychological-thriller The 9th Life of Louis Drax excels at grabbing you with a steady stream of provocative and ornate…

A Houstonian’s Guide to the Colorado Cannabis Scene

A $39 Frontier Airlines flight from IAH to Denver can jet any Houstonian to their first legal bag of cannabis in Colorado in a bit over two hours. So as a service to the Texas cannabis community, the Houston Press hereby undertakes the onerous task of touring the plethora of…

Openings & Closings: Hello to Hops Meet Barley, Farewell to Champps

Hops Meet Barley, 2245 West Alabama, officially opened its doors on August 29 at the site of the old Mission Burrito. According to a press release, one of the partners, Steve Long of Reserve 101, is excited about bringing a bar where people can “kick back with their dog on the patio and…

5 Signs a TV Show Needs to Pack It In

Orphan Black has announced that its fifth season will be its last. On one hand that makes me sad because, until Stranger Things came along an ate my freakin’ soul, it was my favorite show not starring an angry time-traveling Scottish alien. On the other hand… good. Television has a…

7 Literary Hoaxes That Fooled The Public

When a story is published, it takes on an appearance of seriousness and respectability. After all, for a writer to get published and reach a wide readership, he or she must be good, and also be presenting their material honestly, right? They’ve already jumped through hoops to get noticed by…

Power Vocalist Brody Dolyniuk Rocks The Rolling Stones

Houston Symphony is just looking for a little Satisfaction. As part of its 2nd Annual Classic Rock Weekend, The Symphony is bringing the musical catalogue of The Rolling Stones to life, conducted by Brent Havens and sung by powerhouse vocalist Brody Dolyniuk. Dolyniuk, a self-taught musician who frequently headlines in Vegas,…

A Letter From Food Editor Phaedra Cook to Our Readers

Dear Readers: This note is to inform you that as of September 2, I will no longer be food editor for the Houston Press. I realize this news is probably surprising and disappointing. For that, I am sorry. It has been my joy and privilege to serve you. I can…

First look at Under the Radar Brewery in Midtown

Located in Midtown and just minutes from the Museum District, you will find Under the Radar Brewery, 1506 Truxillo. After having a soft opening for the past month, Under the Radar welcomed about 2,000 people throughout the day for their official grand opening on August 27. Under the Radar is the…

Andy Warhol’s Sunset: Discovering Poetry in Little Motion

The sun sets slowly into the Pacific. Gorgeous pink and orange deepen to lush purple and black. Diagonals from upper left to lower right emphasize the sinking sun and the deepening color. An unsexed voice – that of the singer Nico – drones a mesmerizing (nearly annoying) strain: He walks…

College Football, Week 1 — This Weekend’s Best Bets

Finally, it’s almost here… yeah, I know we’ve already had one game played in Australia, and that we have games on Thursday and Friday this week, but on Saturday it’s, like, REALLY here. That’s the first Saturday of the 2016 college football season! Indeed after 235 days since the College…

Birdcloud: The Most Dangerous Group In Country Music

Country music and satire have always been bizarre bedfellows. Ranging from the doomsday predictions of George Strait & Alan Jackson’s “Murder On Music Row” to the Dixie Chicks’ playful, upbeat “Goodbye Earl,” there’s no shortage of country artists tackling tough topics in a tongue-in-cheek kind of way. But there hasn’t ever…

The New Sleepaway Camp and How to Love Problematic Things

Warning: Spoilers It was recently announced there would be a new entry in my favorite horror movie franchise of all time, Sleepaway Camp. Originally conceived of as a remake, New Line’s Jeff Katz now says he is making a direct sequel to the original 1983 film set to be set…

New Dio Box Set Makes Fans Stand Up and Shout

By 1983, Ronnie James Dio had served terms (albeit brief) as front man for two of the biggest hard rock and metal acts of the era: Rainbow and Black Sabbath. Perhaps tired of sharing a band vision with strong-willed guitarists (we’re talking to you, Ritchie Blackmore and Tony Iommi), he…

Houston Open Air Hopes Its Rising Tide Lifts All Bands

Since its announcement last spring, the Houston Open Air festival has been one of the most intriguing and hotly debated items in local metal circles. And relatively speaking, it is huge news. For the first time in our city’s history, the Danny Wimmer Presents franchise has bestowed a destination rock show on…

Yoga Hosers Finds Kevin Smith Barely Making a Movie

Were we wrong to root for Kevin Smith? When he burst onto the scene in 1994, it was the most improbable of rags-to-riches movie narratives: bankrolling Clerks by selling his comic book collection and running up thousands of dollars in credit card debt. Almost overnight, he joined the likes of…

Armored Truck Driver Shot, Killed in Northwest Houston

An armored truck driver was ambushed in killed in northwest Houston on Monday afternoon, Houston police report. Just before 6 p.m., police said the driver was servicing a Wells Fargo ATM in the parking lot of 13201 Northwest Freeway  when the driver was shot and robbed. He died at the…

Houston Texans 53-Man Roster Prediction, Version 4.0

In a Texans preseason that’s been brimming with the most anticipation of any of the three involving Bill O’Brien thus far, in large part because the team appears to have finally found a franchise quarterback, the third year head coach’s evaluation has remained very measured and conservative, citing a few…

Conservatory Might Need to Rethink Its Mix

It’s entirely possible that the best thing I had at Conservatory was a glass of agua fresca, owing at least partially to the fact that the underground “food hall” is best reached by portage, trekking overland among the skyscrapers. Conservatory is only tunnel-adjacent; you can’t get there by navigating subterranean…

Hand to God Proves Puppet Sex Is Still Funny

Lest there be any doubt, raunchy puppet sex is still remarkably funny. It was funny in the 2003 Tony Award-winning musical Avenue Q, it was funny in the action comedy movie Team America: World Police; and it is once again terrifically amusing in the Alley Theatre’s production of Robert Askins’s…

Bands Needn’t Be Best Friends to Make It Big

Dinosaur Jr. ranks among the influential indie-rock bands of the ’80s. The band’s catalog, particularly 1987’s You’re Living All Over Me, set the tone for numerous imitators and copycats to follow. Even the trio’s reformation a decade ago — which some initially viewed as a cash grab — has yielded…

Five More Awesome Heavy-Metal Mascots

As promised, here are more of the monstrous mascots heavy metal groups have linked to their bands since nearly the moment that the thunderous genre of music erupted forth like a loud, drunken, hobgoblin. From robotic warriors to desiccated zombies seeking vengeance against the non-metal world, famous bands have sent…

Beyoncé, Kanye Rescue a Less Than Iconic VMAs

The 31st MTV Video Music Awards were last night and somehow I told myself, “We’re going to sit down and watch the entire thing. We’re not going to edit any of our thoughts, we’re just going to go ahead and punch this out old school style. It has to be…

Dish of the Week: Pistachio Pesto

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re sharing a spin on a classic recipe that is the perfect way to use your summer basil: pistachio pesto. Pesto, known…

Slipknot’s Power Overrules Marilyn Manson’s Erratic Behavior

Slipknot, Marilyn Manson Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion August 2016, 2016 Friday’s night show featuring Of Mice & Men, Marilyn Manson and Skipknot at the Woodlands Pavilion was certainly interesting. Between the typical lengthy lines to enter the venue, the downpour of rain that settled over the amphitheater for the entire…

Inmate Says He Was Raped by a Harris County Jailer

He didn’t want to go to sleep, because sleep meant nightmares, and nightmares meant reliving a rape. Courtney Richardson, incarcerated in the Harris County Jail on charges of vehicular manslaughter, thought he was going crazy, and in many ways, he was. His eyes were so red from lack of sleep…

Discovery Green Looks Different From 20 Stories Up

What’s on your Houston bucket list? If rappelling down a 20-story building isn’t in the top 10, maybe it should be. This will be the seventh year that Spider-Man, Batman and The Flash wannabes have taken the plunge, and it looks like a blast. It’s not free – there’s some…

Houston’s 10 Best Record Stores

Despite the best efforts of the world’s leading entertainment corporations — which in their higher echelons often have very little to do with anything entertaining at all — to convince the public otherwise, music and the players who make it remain unpredictable, unruly, incorrigible, indefatigable, hungry. Therefore the multinationals will…

Dear Stoner: What Is Thai Stick?

Dear Stoner: What is Thai stick? Is it just an old strain of chronic from the ’70s? The Berg Dear Berg: Be ready to take notes if an old-timer ever tells you about the time he smoked a Thai stick, because it was probably crazier than any blunt you’ve ever…

Will Fertitta Center Get UH Into the Big 12?

It was meant to be a day of celebration and joy. The University of Houston accepting a gift of $20 million — the largest such donation in school history — to be used for the renovation of Hofheinz Pavilion. But in the end, what probably matters most is the answer…

Houston’s Witch’s Hat Finds a New Home

Longtime Houstonians will remember the famous Witch’s Hat house, the hard-to-forget Victorian-era home with a pointed roof turret that stood at 2201 Fannin for close to a century. Constructed around 1901 (though some reports date it to 1883) and designed by architect George Dickey, the house was also known as…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Saint Arnold and Hopdoddy Unite

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary events, including a Sunday football special, afternoon tea and a Mumbai-style food and cocktail experience: Elyse Blechman of Bad News Bar and Bridget Paliwoda, formerly of Oxheart, will be bringing their cocktail expertise to Bramble, 2231 South…

How Houston Rap Dominated the #SoGoneChallenge

Somewhere in 2003, Monica and Missy Elliott made the most defining record from her second decade in music. Built around The Whispers’ “You Are Number One,” the 2003 update was a woman dictating to her man that she was walking out of their relationship. Fed up. “So Gone” effectively became…

Did a Donor Persuade Mayor Turner to Refuse Uber’s Wishes?

On Thursday, Houston bar owner Bobby Heugel blasted out a photo of Mayor Sylvester Turner and  Yellow Cab lobbyist and spokeswoman Cindy Clifford on social media, with this message: “This picture tells the story of why Houston won’t adjust regulations for ride-sharing companies like Uber. It’s about campaign finances.” Like…

31 Years Later, We’re Still Watching the VMAs

The older you get, the more you begin to ask questions about whether or not things matter. Someone asked over the weekend if people still watch wrestling (yes). I’m sure someone is going to ask within the coming weeks whether or not people still watch The Simpsons religiously. And someone…

All Nine Marilyn Manson Albums, Ranked

Say what you will about America’s favorite Satanist, but it can’t be denied that Marilyn Manson will always be an important thread in America’s rock and roll fabric. So, in celebration of the shock-rocker/boundary-pushing gender-bender’s arrival at Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion this evening with co-headliner Slipknot, we offer this ranking…

Harris County Clerk Will Vet Voters Who Claim to Lack Photo ID

Harris County Clerk Stan Stanart said he’s expecting the largest voter turnout ever in the county with 1.4 million voters expected to cast ballots this election season. And after the state’s restrictive voter photo ID law was struck down by the U.S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals in July, the…

Whiskey Myers Is Poised to Become Texas Country’s Next Breakout Band

After the release of their 2014 critically acclaimed album Early Morning Shakes, the expectations were remarkably high for Whiskey Myers. Hailed as the latest in a string of country-music classicists, the five-piece from Palestine, Texas certainly don’t disappoint with Mud, the followup to Shakes that will almost undoubtedly propel these hard-rocking…

Lyle Lovett Indoors Can Be a True Religious Experience

Lyle Lovett & His Large Band, Brian Dunlap and Total Praise Sarofim Hall, William P. Hobby Center August 24, 2016 Lyle Lovett has a warm relationship with the Hobby Center. Reminiscing to Wednesday night’s audience, he said he was honored to have taken part in its grand-opening gala in April…

Houston B-Cycle to Undergo Huge Expansion

Houston’s bike-share program, B-Cycle, is about to undergo a huge expansion, Mayor Sylvester Turner announced Wednesday. Thanks to a $3.5 million grant from the Federal Highway Administration, B-Cycle will triple in size over the next two years, adding 71 new stations in addition to its existing 31 stations and 568…

Astronaut Jeff Williams Just Broke Scott Kelly’s Space Endurance Record

Well that was quick. It’s only been about six months since now-retired astronaut Scott Kelly cracked the U.S. astronaut most-time-spent-in-space record, but another astronaut has already surpassed him. On Wednesday astronaut Jeff Williams surpassed Kelly’s 520-day record of U.S. space travel as he spent his 521st day in space. This…

Houston Texans Rookie Training Camp Report Card

Training camp for the Houston Texans ended on Wednesday morning with what’s become a tradition under head coach Bill O’Brien, where he takes one of the heftier Houston Texans and has them attempt to field a punt. If the player is successful, then practice cuts out early. Talk about pressure! …

First Look At Le Colonial Vietnamese Restaurant In River Oaks

Houston has the third-largest Vietnamese population outside of Vietnam. That makes Houston seem like prime territory for upscale French-Vietnamese concept, Le Colonial, 4444 Westheimer, G-140. It’s the fourth location for the company and located in the fancy River Oaks District shopping center. Chef Nicole Routhier, a chef and author who…

Get Over It — HOU vs. HTX is a Useless Debate

The Houston Super Bowl host committee unveiled their renderings for the transformation of Discovery Green during Super Bowl week in February as well as a countdown clock in the middle of the park. We’re not going to lie, it’s all pretty impressive. Clearly, the committee has done a lot of…

Five Bizarre Films You’ve Got to Watch at Least Once

People who complain about there not being any creativity in Hollywood aren’t wrong, exactly. As the 2016 summer movie season comes to a close, look back at the last few months and you’ll find remakes that were unnecessary, adaptations that no one asked for and sequels that nobody wanted. It’s…

My Son Saw Me Crying. Help!

Dear Willie D: I need you to look out for me on this one. Quick question: Is it okay for a son to see his dad cry? I have only seen my father cry twice: When his grandmother died, and on his death bed, the day he looked me in…


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