10 Texas Cheeses Every Houstonian Should Try

Cheese. It can make or break a party. Bring the stinky stuff and others may judge you in ways you never dreamed possible. Bring the Drunken Goat again and the snobs like myself will probably be all, “oh, Drunken Goat again.” Actually, most people will probably applaud you, but let’s…

10 Desserts to Eat for Valentine’s Day

Love or hate Valentine’s Day, it’s hard to deny the prime excuse to consume sugar that is February 14. From special edition ice cream flavors to truffles to smoked chocolate cake, if romance = sugar, we’ve got you covered. Catentine’s Day from Fat Cat Creamery: If you’ve never had a…

First Look at Ambriza Social Mexican Kitchen

Over the past year, the Vintage Park area has grown tremendously. There are ample choices when it comes to shopping and dining, giving consumers options for all tastes and budgets. Among the new restaurants to open is Ambriza Social Mexican Kitchen. Ambriza, as your server may point out, is not…

All the Seafood You Could Ever Hope For

It’s finally crawfish season, but let’s face it, any time of the year is a good time to eat seafood in Houston. Here now, a round up of our finest seafood posts to get you through the weekend. The Ten Best Crawfish Dishes in Houston Warm weather means crawfish season…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: A Dog’s Purpose

Title: A Dog’s Purpose Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote:  Reverend Lovejoy: Yes, I remember Satan’s Little Helper: littering the rectory with his dirt, biting me in the apse, he unholied the holy water. Brief Plot Synopsis: Chilling tale of a canine that lurches through the decades in a horrifying…

Openings & Closings: Hello Bayou & Bottle

The Four Seasons in Downtown Houston is now home to the city’s longest bar, Bayou & Bottle. The opening of the newest bourbon bar on January 21 inside the lobby of the beautiful, luxury hotel at 1300 Lamar was announced by press release. The beverage team is led by bar…

McDonald’s Big Mac Sauce Giveaway Lands in Houston Today

The Hamburglar, yes,  Hamburglar stopped by the Houston Press today to drop off a bottle of Big Mac Special Sauce and share some interesting news.  Today, January 26,  McDonald’s across the country are giving away limited-edition bottles of the sauce— there’s only 10,000 total. In the Houston area, five locations…

Dining in Houston: Where Should a New Resident Even Begin?

As a brand new resident of Houston, the places I’ve eaten so far haven’t been the showboats or stalwarts or intriguing newcomers. My dining has been based on perfunctory breaks during a  time of chaos— dining with my little niece and nephew at Tacos A Gogo (great frozen Palomas) and…

Trump Team Puts Texas High-Speed Rail on To-Do List

The controversial Houston-to-Dallas bullet train project might be getting a little love – in the form of funding and support – from President Donald Trump. That’s right, Trump may oppose many people, projects and places, but apparently he’s open to the idea of the high-speed rail line that Texas Central…

Rest in Peace, Mary Tyler Moore, Reluctant Feminist Icon

Mary Tyler Moore, who died Wednesday at 80, was a reluctant feminist. She wouldn’t even call herself one at all. In 1970, when Moore embodied the character of flighty, 30-year-old single TV news producer Mary Richards on The Mary Tyler Moore Show, there was no other such woman portrayed on…

Houston ISD Teacher Accused of Molesting Elementary Students

A former Houston substitute teacher has been arrested on suspicion of engaging in inappropriate conduct with three students, Houston ISD announced Wednesday. Prosecutors have charged Pete Hernandez with three counts of indecency with a child. He no longer works for the district, HISD said. The district said allegations were reported…

Sen. Kolkhorst Claims Bathroom Bill Not About “The Transgender”

This week, State Senator Lois Kolkhorst told the San Antonio Express-News that she’s been having conversations with “lots of women” and people “from all walks of life” about her so-called bathroom bill, which explores the deeply divisive issue of who can use what bathroom. But, after claiming that her bill…

2017 Tour de Houston Expands to Fort Bend County

For the first time, the 12th annual Tour de Houston cycling race will venture into Fort Bend County. “I can’t think of a better way for Houstonians to see our scenic city and enjoy the outdoors,” Mayor Sylvester Turner said in a statement Tuesday. The race will be held on…

President Trump Brings Keystone Pipeline Back From the Dead

It’s official. President Donald Trump has raised the Keystone XL Pipeline from the dead. Well, sort of. Ever since it was first proposed, the Keystone XL Pipeline, a project by TransCanada to tote sticky black bitumen from the Canadian tar sands to refineries on the Texas Gulf Coast, has been…

Super Bowl LIVE Kicks Off at Discovery Green

Super Bowl LIVE descends on Discovery Green with 67 musical acts, 24 DJs, 29 food trucks, nightly water projection shows at Kinder Lake, four firework displays, three TV networks and a virtual reality 90-foot drop tower. But if that’s not enough, for the first time, NFL Experience is connected with Super Bowl LIVE, the host…

BTW, Snopes Is Already Hard at Work Defending Donald Trump

Over the last eight years it has been an article of faith on the tinfoilier parts of the right that Snopes, the online factchecking site that is literally as old as Nickelback’s career, is an untrustworthy, leftist organization dedicated to making conservatives look stupid. Well, get ready for Snopes to…

Download the New Shake Shack App, Get a Free Shackburger

Shake Shack fans, today is your lucky day. To celebrate the launch of its brand-new Shack App for iPhone, Shake Shack is giving away one free single ShackBurger® to each guest who downloads the new Shack App. The offer is available at participating stores throughout the U.S., including Houston’s Galleria…

First Look at Beaver’s West

Beaver’s celebrated the start of 2017 by opening its second outpost at 6025 Westheimer on January 2. Known as Beaver’s West, the Galleria-area location has a quirky charm and dishes out Texas southern comfort foods and pretty good barbecue. A high, arched ceiling with low-hanging, dark wooden beams and a…

Westchase District Launches Its Own Bike, Pedestrian Plan

Falling in line with the greater, citywide push for comprehensive bike and pedestrian infrastructure, the Westchase District has put together its own sweeping plan. Completed last month, the plan seeks to repair disconnected and deteriorating sidewalks, add 40 to 50 miles of safe, widened, on-street bike lanes, and pave roughly…

Ask a Stoner: Why Have Dispensaries Been So Slow Lately?

Dear Stoner: I heard that dispensaries have been slow all over the country because of some hack in their sale systems. Like, all of them. Why are they so unorganized? Malcolm Dear Malcolm: An industry representative recently told me that at least three-quarters of Denver dispensaries use pot-tech company MJ…

Can Johnny Manziel Return to the NFL?

I’m fairly certain that few have generated more content related to the trials and tribulations of Johnny Manziel over the last four years than I have here on this website. Everything from Manziel’s highest of Heisman highs to his rock bottom lows have been covered in this space. And admittedly,…

A Pop Culture Guide to Surviving a Trump Presidency

So it looks like your worst fears have been confirmed: The last couple of months weren’t a moist, protracted nightmare after all, and Donald Trump is now officially the 45th President of the United States. Any hopes of an electoral college uprising or Kyle Reese coming back in time to…

Meet the 2017 MasterMind Award Winners

It’s time to announce the winners of the MasterMind® Awards, now in their ninth year. Well, it’s almost time. Before we get into all of that, let’s gander all the way back to 2016 and reflect on Houston arts over the past year. Several theater companies settled into their new…

The Brock Osweiler Signing was a Complete Failure

Between post-practice, post-game and the day after games, NFL head coaches conduct a couple of hundred press sessions each year. That frequency of contact breeds a familiarity in which media members become poker players who are able to deftly sniff out all of a head coach’s “tells” when he’s being…

Pagnol’s Marseille Trilogy Packs in More Life Than Math Allows

Gentle, humane, embracing a full range from slapstick to tragedy, Marcel Pagnol’s trilogy about the people of the Marseille waterfront has bewitched audiences for decades. Multiple remakes, including a Broadway musical, Hollywood condensations by James Whale in 1938 and Joshua Logan in 1961 and a recent “reboot” from French actor…

Don’t Expect Gold to Set a New Standard for Crime Capers

Gold’s value lies chiefly in the hearts and minds of those who seek it. The noble metal has driven humans to perpetrate ignoble acts on their quests to unearth it since at least 5000 B.C.E., when slaves divined for golden veins to lavish their Pharaohs with jewelry. The Incas even…

The Houston Symphony Announces Its 2017-18 Season, Names New Composer-in-Residence

In today’s announcement of the Houston Symphony’s 2017-18 season, Music Director Andrés Orozco-Estrada shows he intends to continue presenting works of major composers as well as embracing newer works  and crowd-pleasing pairings. The Symphony is also announcing Peruvian-born composer Jimmy López as the Symphony’s new composer-in-residence. The season begins with an…

More Than 22,000 March for Women in Houston

President Donald Trump’s inauguration on Friday was a very, very big deal, but the swearing-in of the 45th president of the United States was easily dwarfed by the turnout of protestors on Saturday. The Women’s March on Washington D.C. gave rise to marches across the country and around the world,…

Supreme Court Won’t Hear Appeal On Texas Voter ID Law

The U.S. Supreme Court has declined to take up Texas’s controversial voter photo ID law, therefore letting stand the U.S. Fifth Circuit Court’s ruling that the law was unconstitutional because it was discriminatory against black and Hispanic people. The high court’s decision, however, does not settle the matter once and…

Top Brunello Wineries Gather in Houston for Vintage Debut

It was standing-room-only in the Crystal Ballroom’s 1,500-square-foot “salon” last week as the rain kept coming down over southeast Texas. Extra chairs and stemware had to be brought into the event space in the old Rice Hotel in downtown where sommeliers from Houston and across Texas had gathered to taste…

Republican Lawmaker Wants to Poll Texas Muslims About Their Beliefs

For questionable purposes, a freshman Republican lawmaker sent out a poll to mosque imams and Muslim student associations across the state to measure their beliefs. Rep. Kyle Biedermann of Fredericksburg sent the three-question survey ahead of the Homeland Security Summit he’s hosting this week, where he will discuss “defending against…

Dish of the Week: The French Dip

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re sharing a classic sandwich, the French Dip. Also known as a beef dip, the French dip is a messy sandwich made…

Bill O’Brien Names Himself Offensive Coordinator. Why?

The Houston Texans had one of the worst offenses in the NFL this past season and barely finished with a winning record. Yet head coach Bill O’Brien regularly scapegoated one of his assistant coaches for the failures of his offense. After losing to the Patriots last week, the Texans fired…

What if Houston Floods During the Super Bowl?

Last Wednesday brought heavy rains and familiar, if unpleasant, sights to Houston: Roads swamped by overflowing bayous and hundreds of stranded drivers. By the time of the morning commute that gloomy day, the city was paralyzed. Schools and businesses were closed. Buses and trains halted.  City email blasts urged residents to avoid…

Countdown to Armageddon: Your Trump Inauguration Drinking Game

After months of denial, hand-wringing, and appeals to deities of various pantheons, the Big Day is here. I’m talking about the Presidential Inauguration, and whether you’ve been listening to  Fox News in the nude while giddily marking your calendar in anticipation or scrawling NO FATE in the furniture as Metallica’s…

Donald Trump’s Inauguration Is Upon Us (So Are the Protests)

It’s D-Day. That’s right, the Donald is about to go from President-elect Donald Trump to plain old president of the United States. Here’s a rundown of what his schedule looks like. Trump arrived in Washington D.C. on Thursday. On Friday the ceremony begins at 8:30 a.m. with musical performances. Meanwhile…


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