The Yardbirds Still Got It Live If You Want It

Coming out of the suburbs of London in 1963, the quintessentially English Yardbirds had one of the more interesting career trajectories of bands in terms of sound. They hatched as a mostly hardcore blues-based group, specializing in covers like “Good Morning, Little Schoolgirl” “Got Love If You Want It,” and…

The Supreme Court Strikes Down the Texas Abortion Law HB2

The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday made its decision on the stringent abortion laws passed by the Texas Legislature in 2013, voting 5-3 to strike down House Bill 2 on the case Whole Women’s Health vs. Hellerstedt. The law hinged on two key requirements for abortion clinics. The first required doctors…

The Mighty Orq: Blues for All Kinds of Weather

The title track of the Mighty Orq’s fifth studio album, Love in a Hurricane, is a beautiful paean to marital bliss as it follows a couple from their hometown of Odessa to the “bright lights” of Houston, and finally to a suburban love nest west of the city. Most listeners…

Bonkers New Doc Tickled Digs Into the Strangest of Cover-Ups

In a stark white room, four boys huddle on a mattress, addressing the camera. They’re athletic, the picture of youth and every Abercrombie & Fitch catalog. A blond boy says, “We want to thank Jane O’Brien Media for this opportunity,” and they all smile and wave. They’re about to take…

10 Artists You May Have Forgotten Played Warped Tour

Since the mid-’90s, the Vans Warped Tour has been an annual staple on the summer festival scene. A travelling circus of big names, has-beens, never-weres, and just-might-bes, the tour tends to cater to the punk and pop-punk crowd. As much will be evident when it rolls through NRG Park this…

What, Exactly, Is a “Certified” Neapolitan Pizza Place?

Neapolitan pizza, or, the style of pizza from Naples, Italy, is something many consumers are learning about. It is nothing like what comes from Pizza Hut, Papa John’s or Domino’s. It is not a thick-crust pizza, nor is it a thin, crispy pizza. It cooks in 90 seconds or less…

The Clinton/Trump Ticket That Could Unite the Country

As we hurtle forward towards election day, and with two presumptive presidential candidates in place, there’s an overwhelming feeling of dissatisfaction. It’s not ennui – this is perhaps the most entertaining election year in recent history – but it begs the question: why are we, the United States, the land…

10 Essential Houston Things For the First Bar On the Moon

Mankind went to the moon in 1969 and famously stopped going just a few years later. Because we haven’t returned, tales of crater monsters and faked moon landings have abounded. But the real reason we have not revisited Earth’s satellite could be its lack of a decent bar. Sure, other amenities…

Blood of an Outlaw Prepare to Unleash Epic ‘Southern Hymns’

On warm spring day a few months back, I found myself navigating the wide grid of roads of farmland and homesteads that sit just west of highway 288. I’d been given the opportunity to attend Houston’s metalcore band Blood of an Outlaw’s weekly scheduled practice session, and met the invitation…

Stirred and Shaken: Spanish Air At Bad News Bar

Second-floor, speakeasy-ish Bad News Bar is dark, old and long with a varnished bar counter that seems to stretch into infinity. The space seems doused in history because the downtown building it’s in was built in 1880 after a fire destroyed half the block.  It’s reminiscent of the historic bars…

5 Houston Restaurants With Great Values On Rosé

The scorching temperatures of summer are hitting hard but the cool, crisp, refreshing qualities of rosé are primed for rescue. If when hearing “rosé” the only thing that comes to mind are sickly-sweet, cheap wines, then it’s time to reconsider. (By the way: men can drink pink, too. It demonstrates…

Drayton McLane Reportedly Pushing Baylor to Bring Back Art Briles

A second Title IX lawsuit was filed against Baylor Wednesday. Another in what promises to be a series of lawsuits arising out of a series of alleged sexual assaults involving Baylor football players and various Baylor female students. The resulting scandal has already resulted in Baylor president Ken Starr losing…

Everyone’s A Bad Parent. Yes, Even You.

A two-year old boy was killed by an alligator at Disneyworld’s Grand Floridian Resort last Tuesday. Lane Graves was on the beach of Seven Seas Lagoon, which the Floridian shares with one other resort (Polynesian Village; the Contemporary and Fort Wilderness are on adjacent Bay Lake), with his father, mother,…

DEFCON Dining: No Norman Rockwell Moments at Hanz Diner

Dining out with children is an exercise in situational awareness. Each experience is unique, with different variables leading to different possible outcomes, DEFCON-like in their escalating threat levels. Keen observation, forward planning and prior experience are critical in determining the proper strategy. Here at DEFCON Dining, we do the grunt…

A Place to Bury Strangers Find Satisfaction in Destruction

Heard about Led Zeppelin and the mud shark? Rock and roll continues to collect mythological tales that dances on the paper-thin line between logic and bullshit. Considering he did link the recent deaths of Merle Haggard and Prince to chemtrails, controversy-courting talk-show might entertain a theory like the 1966 car…

10 Unconventional Things to Do in Houston for Father’s Day

If you’re a Hallmark store lurker like yours truly, you know that Father’s Day is very much a cookie cutter set of ideas about traditional American masculinity. Dad wants to hit the golf ball, eat the steak, drink the beer, watch the sports, go fishing, and stuff like that. Everything…

Little Can Be Done When Fans’ Obsessions Turn Deadly

Last Friday Christina Grimmie, a 22-year-old singer who had risen to fame online and after appearing on the NBC’s The Voice, was shot and killed while signing autographs after a show in Florida. The murderer, a man named Kevin James Loibl, also killed himself. His motivations are still unknown, but the…

When Death Strikes a Music Festival, Is It Time to Make a Change?

After so many music festivals come familiar headlines: “Police investigating death of UM student who attended Ultra Music Festival.” (Miami) “At least 2 dead and nearly 60 others hospitalized after Florida music festival.” (Tampa) “Five die at Argentina Time Warp electronic music festival.” (Buenos Aires) And those headlines? Those are…

I Can Only Have Sex When I’m Drunk or High. Help!

I CAN ONLY HAVE SEX WITH MY LADY WHEN I’M DRUNK OR HIGH Dear Willie D: It’s bad when you’re married to a woman who don’t turn you on unless you’re chemically imbalanced. My wife used to be gorgeous, but in the past six years she’s fell so far off…

Pixar Dives Under the Sea Again — and Into Memory Itself

Finding Nemo may have been a cartoon about a clownfish traveling across the ocean looking for his son, but it was also one of Pixar’s first overt forays into the workings of the human mind. The film, from 2003, was haunted by loss: The protagonist, Marlin (voiced by Albert Brooks),…

Donald Trump Settles on The Woodlands for Houston Stop

Donald Trump is coming to Houston on Friday, but he’s currently not scheduled to hold any campaign rallies or make public appearances while he’s here. However, apparently this isn’t because the controversial presumptive Republican presidential nominee (and possible future overlord)  doesn’t wish to make these appearances. Nope, instead it turns…

A Look At Jane & John Dough Bakery In Tomball

It’s noon on a Saturday and customers have lined up inside the pretty little cottage that houses Jane & John Dough Bakery, 208 North Elm in Tomball. (Actually, all of the places in this quaint business district are in pretty little cottages.) Some are here for a late breakfast. Others…

UH and Hofheinz Family Settle Their Pavilion Squabble

And now, some happy news for a change: after months of fighting over how the University of Houston’s Hofheinz Pavillion basketball arena would be named following a planned reconstruction, UH officials and the Hofheinz family have reached an “amicable resolution.”   Here’s what they hammered out, according to a UH…

TUTS Rethinks its 2016-17 Season, Starting Now

Where was the Sondheim? That’s just one of the questions Sheldon Epps asked when he reviewed the previously announced upcoming season for Theatre Under the Stars and found that while there were some gems he wanted to retain, there were other musicals on the schedule that seemed a bit tired…

The 10 Hottest New Restaurants In Houston For June 2016

It’s time again to check in on Houston’s ever-dynamic food scene and see what’s new and which places diners are gravitating to. This month, the list has brand-new spots, some holdovers and perhaps a slightly premature declaration, but we’re betting we’re right. We’ll also take a moment to honor this…

Historic Galveston Island Serves as the Birthplace of Juneteenth

Galveston is steeped in history, and perhaps no better reminder can be found than with this weekend’s emancipation festivities on the Island, the birthplace of Juneteenth. It seems hard to believe, especially in this day and age of immediacy in news, but the signing of the Emancipation Proclamation in 1863 did…

40 Years of Ramones Mania

The influence of the Ramones is actually hard to exaggerate, since they literally jump-started the punk musical insurrection that leapfrogged across the globe. No doubt, others of their ilk across the country, which was barely disentangling itself from “Me Generation” soft rock, had starting paving the way too — among…

Randy Rogers & Wade Bowen: Texas Country’s Greatest Bromance

Whatever you want to say about Texas country music, one thing has always been true: ours is a tight-knit scene full of artists who are constantly cheering each other on. Outside of the camaraderie, though, these relationships also produce some of the genre’s finest collaborations. Instead of slicked-up studio albums,…

10 Summer Music Festivals Worth Travelling the World For

Even though Houston has some killer summer concerts coming to town in the next few months, our city’s climate sometimes makes sweating it out at a show too much to bear. The weather — whether it be heat indexes over 100 degrees or the never-ending rain — is sending a clear message:…

Rising Duo HAKEEM Readies For a Sweaty Summer

If you’ve ever had your car towed for a parking violation, you know the misery which ensues. The shock at being towed from an area you thought safe swiftly gives way to the frustration and anger of finding the impounded vehicle and forking over big bucks to rescue it. Practically…

Little Women at A.D. Players is a Warm Slice of Americana

The set-up: Long, long before mega-musical Wicked, there was an American novel that empowered young girls to be the best they could be. Anyone remember Louisa May Alcott and best-seller Little Women (1868)? Alcott’s warm slice of Americana was a definite precursor to feminism. Tomboy Jo wants a career, and,…

2016 Heisman Odds Released, State Of Texas Barely Represented

It’s always interesting when the Heisman Trophy is handed down in an election year in our country because it magnifies the truth behind college football’s most prestigious award — it’s the closest on-field sports award to our actual election, complete with propaganda, campaigning, privilege, and talking heads screaming their opinions…

The People To Convince On “No Tipping” Are Customers And Servers

New York restaurateur Danny Meyer of Union Square Hospitality Group caused a stir in the restaurant industry last year when he announced that his restaurants, which include The Modern and Gramercy Tavern, would move to a no-tipping model called, “Hospitality Included.” Customers would no longer need to tip, employees would…

7 Great Alternative Comics From The 1980s

I’ve been a comic book fan since I was a kid, but after an early fascination with super hero and horror titles had begun to wane in my teen years, I discovered underground comix from the 1960s and ’70s, and never really cared about super beings in spandex suits again…

NASA is Now Partnering With the United Arab Emirates

NASA just signed an agreement to work with the United Arab Emirates to explore space.  And this isn’t just any deal. The federal space agency has agreed to share scientific data, telescopes, and maybe even spacecraft with the oil-rich country, with the main focus being on the “exploration of Mars.”…

Music’s 10 Most Notable Plagiarism Lawsuits

Ed Sheeran is famous around the world for myriad hit singles, for being Taylor Swift’s BFF, and for being a rarity in today’s musical climate — a solo artist who can move millions of records on the back of strong mainstream terrestrial radio play. Turns out he may have taken a…

When Houston Met Gordie Howe

Hockey legend Gordie Howe died last Friday. I never met Howe, and I never had any type of interaction with him, so I can’t write about Howe the person. I choose instead to write of Howe, the legend. Of Howe, the hockey great who had retired from hockey in 1971…

Dish of the Week: Eggs In Purgatory

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re sharing an easy dish that works for any meal, from breakfast to a late night snack: eggs in purgatory. For this…

Run-D.M.C. Are the Once and Forever Kings

Boom 92 Boom Bash Featuring Run-D.M.C., Rakim, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and Naughty By Nature Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion June 11, 2016 Did you know that Run-D.M.C. was coming to town? Maybe I just run in the wrong circles, but it felt like this rare appearance by one of the most important…

Asian Market Know-How: Six Awesome Asian Snacks

The larger Asian markets have snack aisles filled with an abundance of interesting products with wacky names. Don’t let the names scare you! Wrapped in bright, colorful packaging with Chinese, Korean and Japanese characters splattered across the bags are hidden treasures of sweet, sour and savory flavors! Of all the…

Melissa Pritchett Shines in Born Yesterday at the Alley Theatre

The set-up: Once upon a time, circa 1946 in Garson Kanin’s delicious, not-so-retro retelling of the Pygmalion tale Born Yesterday, which is brightening the downtown sky via the Alley’s lively production, dumb broad Billie Dawn (a heavenly lowbrow Melissa Pritchett), the mistress of heavy-handed junk magnate Harry Brock (Stephen Pelinski,…

First Look At Cane Rosso In The Heights

Jay Jerrier opened his first Cane Rosso pizzeria in Dallas in 2011 and it’s been hailed by national publications such as Eater and The Daily Meal as one of the best pizzerias in America. So, it was entirely unsurprising last Friday night that new Houston location at 1835 North Shepherd in…

Music Scene Mourns the Loss of Superfan Paige Balinski

As multiple Houston news sources reported last week, Paige Balinski was bicycling to her Crosby-area home in the early morning hours of Saturday, June 4 when she was struck and killed by a motor vehicle. The driver of the vehicle, believed to be a white Jeep Cherokee authorities have seized,…

Nearly a Decade of Falling Asleep to Radiohead Albums

Radiohead is not actually a boring band. Engaged, active listening to their music reveals layers upon layers of hidden sounds, deep, melancholic lyrical content, innovative guitar playing, and complex drum patterns. Their sound as a band has been known to abruptly change between albums, often in exciting and influential directions…

Shows of the Week: A Moment of Truth For Selena Gomez

SELENA GOMEZ, DNCE Toyota Center, June 15 Selena Gomez is all grown up, and that’s for the best. The last time she was in town, she was still straddling that weird line between teen and adult pop star, and the result was a show that had the crowd screaming less…

Houston’s 10 Best Bars For a Weeknight

Some folks work weekends and do it purely out of convenience. Many know it’s the best time to find a good deal. Others do it simply because drinking alone in public feels less alcoholic-y than drinking alone at home. Whatever your reason, weeknight drinking is a regular pastime in Houston…

Libby Koch Is Ready to ‘Just Move On’

For her last album, 2014’s Tennessee Colony, Libby Koch fashioned songs out of stories her family had been telling each other for generations, some that date all the way back to their settlement near Palestine (Texas) in the 1830s and ’40s. This time out, she wanted something a little less…

Willie D Remembers Muhammad Ali

Editor’s note: Willie D is a member of the legendary platinum-selling rap group the Geto Boys, and writes Ask Willie D, a top-rated weekly advice column that appears in the Houston Press each Thursday. He is a former boxer and aficionado of the sport who in part credits his confidence…

Giselle at Houston Ballet Has a Spectacular Second Act

How does a choreographer approach reconfiguring one of the foundation story ballets? If you’re Stanton Welch, it’s making the narrative stronger than what it already is. Such is the case with his shimmery new Giselle, a tale of love and betrayal and the power of the supernatural Willis, spirits of…

Rum, Mixology and the Last of Negroni Week

While Negroni week will continue on through the weekend, this marks the last entry of our week-long series. It’s been a whirlwind tour of bars across the city that are slinging Campari in a dizzying array of drinks and styles. Some hold close to the Negroni tradition, others take some…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Get a Blended Burger

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary events: Bernie’s Burger Bus, 5407 Bellaire, is participating a cool new project hosted by the James Beard Foundation. The Blended Burger Project is a nationwide initiative to encourage restaurants to create a burger that blends beef with…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: The Conjuring 2

Title: The Conjuring 2 Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote:  Lisa: “It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us. You can’t help but feel a little rejected.” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three-and-a-half David Soul singles out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Evil spirit would’ve gotten away with it too,…

International Noise Conference Turns Up in Houston

INTERNATIONAL NOISE CONFERENCE: HOUSTON EDITIONFeaturing the Laundry Room Squelchers, Concrete Violin, Kai/ros, Mephedrone, Peiiste, Electric Sleep Don’t let the name fool you: there won’t be any PowerPoint, perhaps there will be no laptops at all in evidence tonight at Notsuoh. Die Slow presents the Houston edition of the rambling International…

Solving the Mystery of What DJ Khaled Actually Does

The world’s most intriguing DJ Khaled mystery has officially been solved. In casual conversation, allow his name to come up. Had this been around 2006, you’d basically center Khaled around being a DJ from Miami who managed to put together these absurd posse cuts. He routinely found spots for Trick…

Houston Faithful Have Hardly Forgotten Thrice

Thrice House of Blues June 8, 2016 Thrice has been missed. The California quartet returned to Houston Wednesday evening for the first time in five years, on tour in support of its new record To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere. Its name may be a mouthful, but Thrice’s ninth studio…

So Why Are There Nitrogen Tanks on Scott Street?

We’ve all seen them off and on over the years. The nitrogen canisters pop up on some street corner or another, remain there for a while, chained to a utility pole or a box covering access to phone lines, and then they disappear.  It’s been that way for so long…

Negroni Week 2016: South of the Border and Beyond

So far in Negroni Week 2016, we’ve seen edible Negronis, Negroni-coladas and frozen tiki riffs. We’ve seen whiskey every which way, and we’ve gotten whimsical with booze-filled watermelons and frozen tiki drinks. The Negroni blueprint is nothing if not flexible. Today, we’re taking it down to Mexico and points beyond,…

Houston Police Department Says Restaurant Burglaries Are Increasing

If it seems like more Houston restaurants are being broken into these days, you’re not just imagining it. According to statistics received from the Houston Police Department, burglaries targeting restaurants are up 27.3 percent over last year. Citywide, there were 147 in a 90-day period in 2015. For the same…

The Arian Foster Market — Where Could He Land Now?

It’s still only OTA’s, so it probably hasn’t hit a lot of Texans fans yet, but, for the first time since 2008, there will be no Arian Foster in a Texans’ uniform in training camp. I’m not going to lie, when those sweltering late July early training camp sessions begin,…

Does Intergender Wrestling Have a Place in the Modern WWE?

It’s both interesting and tragic to ponder what the WWE might look like if they had embraced Chyna before she passed away. That’s not to suggest that there would have been massive sweeping changes; it’s not even to suggest that she would have worked at the training center like Lita…

My Husband Is a Real Jekyll and Hyde. Help!

MY JEKYLL AND HYDE HUSBAND Dear Willie D: All of my friends and family think of my husband as Mr. Wonderful, but he is anything but that. They think of him that way because he’s nice and helpful. He’s the type who will help you move, or clean up after…

Girl’s Death Leads to Revelation of FPSF Ownership Change

Both on social media and elsewhere, much chatter surrounding last weekend’s Free Press Summer Fest focused on how the festival seemed somehow different this year. Although no public announcement was ever made, the apparent drug-related death of an 18-year-old girl after the festival on Sunday has led to the revelation…

Astros Surge Worthless if They Can’t Master the Rangers

In-state rivals are a good thing, or so goes the notion in sports. The closer a team is to you in proximity, the greater the natural rivalry. There are certainly some rivalries that transcend geography, but there is a reason why a Yankees/Mets matchup in baseball is fun and interesting…

Behind the Scenes of an Illegal Kush Operation

Like a kid flipping through his parents’ old photo album, Mike remembers seeing the pictures of a time when nobody knew anything about synthetic marijuana, when it wasn’t in any way illegal and his company could sell it with no restrictions. He saw a few old snapshots of a launch…

Asian Market Know-How: Seven Herbs and What to Do With Them

Shoppers who go to Viet Hoa Asian Market early enough in the morning will find an overflowing bin of fresh, green bunches of mysterious leaves in the back corner. Avid shoppers and cooks bump elbows to find just the perfect bundle for their noodle soups and rice dishes.  It’s called…

The Worst Daypart: Daytime TV Genres, Ranked

No matter what the reason – vacation, sickness, unemployment – there’s a reality that anyone who has ever been home on a weekday has had to face: daytime TV is awful. Oh sure, staying home from school and watching all of the TV might have sounded grand back when you…

Houston’s Best Places to See Free Music This Summer

AFTER THE BOOM, THE BUST Here, in post-boom Houston, we’re still waiting for the other shoe to fall, but odds are it’s a good time to start tucking away small bills. We can’t help you with your repossessed large-screen TVs or the interest rates on your super-truck, not in this…

Five Great Texas Country Artists Who Aren’t From Texas

For the most part, Texas country as a genre contains artists playing some sort of roots-driven music, leaning either more to the country end of the scale or the rock end. Also, the band probably needs to have some sort of connection to Texas. In recent years, more and more artists…

The 25 Best Concerts In Houston This Summer

No need to sugarcoat anything: summer in Houston can be a grind. OK, it stinks. Amateur lexicographers could coin a different synonym for “unpleasant” for each day between Free Press Summer Fest and well past the autumnal equinox, and going outside would still be awful. Local weather during the middle…


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