Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Kong: Skull Island

Title: Kong: Skull Island Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: Marge: “He’s not dead!” Mr. Burns: “No, but his career is. I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and climbed the Chrysler Building. After that, he couldn’t get arrested in this town.” Brief Plot Synopsis: Humans monkey…

Openings & Closings: Welcome to Houston, Yauatcha!

Yauatcha, which launched in Soho London in 2004 to immediate acclaim, has finally arrived in Houston. Hakkasan Group’s Michelin-starred Chinese Restaurant will debut at 5045 Westheimer Road in The Galleria. The dim sum teahouse is helmed by executive chef Ho Chee Boon, who will present his award-winning Chinese cuisine through…

Stirred And Shaken: Parkside’s Rose Parade

And so I find myself seated at an Austin happy hour during the nerdy, educational portion of SXSW. At least I’m fairly certain it’s the nerdier portion. There are many people walking around in backpacks and lanyards, clogging the elevators in my hotel with their talk of education and team…

Six Austin Spots to Check Out During SXSW

As SXSW gets underway, let’s turn our attention to hitting the road. Many folks will be visiting Austin in the coming week, and if you’re among them, and not entirely game for waiting in line for half a day to eat barbecue, here are a handful of fine establishments that…

Bill Could Make It Even Harder to Oppose TCEQ Air Quality Permits

It’s already hard enough to stop a permit application from going through the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality, but fighting an air quality permit may get even more difficult if a newly filed bill makes it through the state legislature. State Sen. Craig Estes, a Republican from Wichita Falls, has…

HISD Teacher Accused of Molesting Special Needs Student

Yet another Houston ISD teacher has been arrested on suspicion of having an inappropriate relationship with a student — this time with a special needs adult in his classroom. HISD police arrested Albert Lee Randall of Wisdom High School in west Houston on Tuesday. A teaching assistant for Randall told…

J.J. Watt Gives Out Some Sound Parenting Advice on Twitter

Whether Twitter (and social media, in general) makes athletes more popular or less popular is certainly up for debate — it’s probably both, depending on what exactly they use it for — but it is undeniable that without social media, the struggle for stories about these players during “down times”…

Houston Will Use Old Golf Course to Mitigate Future Floods

The City of Houston has apparently found better use for a golf course other than golfing: using it as a massive detention basin. As Mayor Sylvester Turner has continued to seek ways to mitigate flooding in Houston, the city laid out plans yesterday to convert the defunct Inwood Forest Golf…

Hollywood Isn’t “Liberal” – It’s Sexist and Misogynistic

Hollywood’s film industry has provided entertainment to the world for years, and that’s resulted in them affecting our culture in many ways. Because of that, some people have understandably been concerned that their influence isn’t always a positive one. For a long time, those criticisms have most often centered around…

Yauatcha Opens in The Galleria on March 29

Highly-anticipated dim sum and then some restaurant Yauatcha  will officially open in The Galleria at 5045 Westheimer on March 29, according to a press release. This will be the ninth location (and second in the US) of the Hakkasan Group’s esteemed, Michelin-starred eatery which already has outposts in India, London,…

DA Ogg Reportedly Wants to Reopen DWI Case Against Prominent Houston Attorney

For unknown reasons, Harris County District Attorney Kim Ogg has reportedly filed a motion to reopen the DWI case against prominent Houston defense attorney Anthony Buzbee, sources, including Buzbee, told the Houston Press. Buzbee’s case was dismissed in controversial fashion last December after former district attorney Devon Anderson personally dropped…

As Houston Humane Society Troubles Mount, Board Stays Silent

For years, the Houston Humane Society’s board of directors ignored complaints from employees and volunteers about a bullying, racist shelter director and derelict executive director, causing a nonprofit that drove away staff members and has been unable to find a full-time veterinarian for at least four months, former employees and…

The 2017 Houston Press St. Patrick’s Day Guide

Get ready to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day as only Houstonians can — with a little something for everyone. For the traditionalists, how about mass at the Chapel of St. Basil and brunch? For the film buffs? Irish Movie Week at Bellaire City Library. Single science lovers? The Houston Museum of…

Brennan’s of Houston Celebrates 50 Years With a Throwback Dinner

Fifty years ago, on March 5, 1967, Brennan’s of Houston opened its doors to the public for the first time. In celebration of this major milestone, the restaurant hosted a special “1967 Celebration Dinner” last night, complete with throwback dishes from the inaugural menu, and, for one night only, the…

Dish of the Week: Chicken Piccata

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re sharing an Italian take on chicken, with a deeper look into chicken piccata. The feminine form of the Italian word piccato,…

Rebooted Houston College Classic Shatters Attendance Records

It’s no secret the Houston Astros rebooted the Shriners Hospitals College College Classic (or Houston College Classic, as it has been known for most of its history) because of dropping attendance numbers. So gone were the two major college baseball teams located in Houston. In were regional college baseball powers…

This Week in Houston Food Events: A Texas Tiki Disco

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings, from a pop-up “Texas Tiki Disco” to a beer-fueled ladies night: Monday through Tuesday Texas Tiki Disco at Nightingale Room Last year, the Anvil team took over the Chicago tiki bar, Lost Lake, and themed the pop-up a “Texas Tiki Disco.”…

Advice: There’s No Such Thing as an Ironic Nazi

A while back, a friend sent me a meme I can’t seem to find again, but it’s a simple variation on the “Jokes on Them” series, so I can describe it pretty easily. In the first panel a stick figure in an SS uniform screams “Heil Hitler.” In the second…

Houston’s Best New Seafood Dishes to Try During Lent

It’s Lent, which means many folks in the Houston area likely abstaining from certain luxuries. Now, foregoing meat on Fridays is always popular during this religious observation, which lasts until Palm Sunday, April 9.  With that in mind, the Houston Press has gathered together the best new seafood dishes we’ve…

Get to These Houston Restaurants in March and Hurry

It’s that time of month again. Time when we wrap up all of the best restaurant food we’ve found our way to in the past month. And yes, spring is officially starting on March 20, so you should probably catch up on these restaurants now, because there’s many more well…

King Kong Roars Again in a Suitably Silly Monster Mash

For a movie in which a major character’s death is discovered when a giant lizard-monster vomits out his skull, Kong: Skull Island is a surprisingly breezy affair. It’s not so much that the characters or situations are particularly lighthearted. The film offers up plenty of wartime atmosphere and grim backstory,…

Spur 5 Closure to Hassle Houston Drivers

Ongoing I-45 construction will be a particular pain to Houstonians beginning Friday as crews start work on a seven-month project to improve Spur 5 into downtown. The short stretch of freeway will be closed in the northbound direction so crews and demolish Spur 5 to build the new I-69/U.S. 59…

Houston Ballet Charms in Cinderella

Get up and get ready, Houston! Cinderella is back in town, and she’s ready to rumble. Forget Charles Perrault’s tale and Disney’s animated film, at least for now. Stanton Welch’s production of this age-old fairy tale is a charmer in its own right, and Houston Ballet delighted a full audience…

Humane Society Board Dodges Questions About Troubled Shelter Director

Current and former employees say the Houston Humane Society’s shelter director, who has for years been accused of making racist outbursts and sexually harassing employees, resigned Wednesday, in the wake of yet more disturbing allegations. The non-profit’s executive director, Sherry Ferguson, and its attorney, Diana Hoover, did not respond to…

Judge Tosses Federal Suit Against Texas AG Ken Paxton (Again)

Texas Attorney General Ken “I Fought the Law” Paxton can breathe a little easier Thursday, thanks to a federal judge’s dismissal of of a lawsuit filed against him by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. The Austin American-Statesman reports that “U.S. District Judge Amos Mazzant III dismissed the SEC lawsuit…

MS-13 Gang Members Charged in Satanic Cult Killing

Two MS-13 gang members have been charged with killing a woman as part of a satanic cult, and have been accused of kidnapping a male victim with the intent to sexually abuse him. Houston police arrested Miguel Alvarez-Flores, 22, and Diego Hernandez-Rivera, 18, while investigating the aggravated sexual assault and…

Three More Agu Ramens Are on the Way to Houston

Hawaiian transplant AGU Ramen, which opened three, yes, three locations in Houston at the end of 2016, has just announced plans to open another three locations in spring 2017, with an eye for further expansion as well.  Agu will debut in  Sugar Land at 2130 Lone Star and in Katy…


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