When America Goes to Hell, I Watch Fix-Em-Up Shows

Recently,  for reasons of dubious merit and despite a very inadequate supply of alcohol, I watched the big Donald Trump immigration speech. Trump’s odd, slurred, hateful and largely untrue rhetoric was the single most depressing thing I have seen in politics in my lifetime. When I find myself fondly remember…

Dinosaur Jr. Not Concerned With Its Past…or Its Future

Lou Barlow didn’t know if he’d ever record another album with Dinosaur Jr. Hell, he still doesn’t know if he’ll record another album with Dinosaur Jr. Such is life in a band that has had its fair share of twists and turns over the past three decades. “I generally try…

10 Most Islamophobic Texas Politicians

If you’re anything like me, you watched French police stripping a Muslim woman of her burqini and thought, “Bigoted shenanigans by the sea? No way, buckaroos, that’s OUR job!” Texas has managed to field a rather impressive set of raging Islamophobes in our political sphere over the years, and today…

NFL Week 1: Bears-Texans — Four Things to Watch For

We’ve dedicated plenty of space here throughout the preseason and offseason to the Houston Texans, so there’s not a ton of broad, big picture analysis left to do. If you want my season-long, game-by-game cadre of predictions and snark, that dropped earlier this week here. Before we get into some…

Openings & Closings: Dry Creek Shutters, Hello Sozo Sushi

Sozo Sushi & Lounge, 1700 Post Oak, suite 250, held its grand opening on August 29. The Houston Press first heard about Sozo from CultureMap Houston back in December of 2014. The trendy sushi restaurant is located at BLVD Place above True Food Kitchen. The concept came from owners of Shogun Grill and…

Best Bets for This Weekend’s College and Pro Football Games

On paper, last weekend was maybe the greatest opening weekend in college football history — and it indeed lived up to the hype. However, unfortunately, what goes up must come down, and Week 2 of the college football season is decidedly underwhelming. In fact, it’s more than underwhelming. There are…

State Board of Education Member Wants to Nix Mexican-American Textbook

Creating a Texas State Board of Education-approved Mexican-American studies textbook must have seemed like a great idea at the time. Board member Ruben Cortez spearheaded the movement a couple of years ago, but has now changed course. On Tuesday Cortez announced that the committee of teachers, professors and experts he…

Ranking the Houston Texans 2016 Road Trips

A few seasons ago, before I was offered the chance to cohost the Houston Texans’ postgame show starting in 2014, my girlfriend Amy and I had made it an annual ritual to attend a couple of Texans road games each seasons. In 2012, the team’s best season in franchise history,…

SweetCup Delivers Unique, Approachable Gelato

Jasmine Chida didn’t dream of opening a gelato shop. In fact, she had never tasted gelato before her honeymoon trip to Italy in 2010. But SweetCup, her self-owned and operated gelato shop tucked next to Woodbar on Montrose seems like a natural segue when Chida talks about her passion for…

Life’s a Drag – and That’s What Makes It Fun!

It’s time for these queens to lip sync…for their life! A handful of seasoned drag performers will sashay and chante – purse first, no less – for Houston audiences at Wortham Center’s Lillie and Roy Cullen Theater on September 15 as cast members from RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 8 slay the crowd. Bob…

Shows of the Week: Keeton Coffman Releases Confident Debut, Killer Eyes

KEETON COFFMAN Dosey Doe Music Cafe, September 9 More than six years after esteemed Houston pop/rockers The 71’s folded, ex-front man Keeton Coffman has firmly established himself as one of the area’s most charismatic and industrious singer-songwriters. He has now released four EPs while habitually haunting local stages like both…

The All-Over-the-Map Legacy of American Idol

American Idol is akin to that relationship that overstayed its welcome. At first, it was something new and magical. Good times were had. Memories were made. But as time wore on, so too did the relationship. You grew tired of one another. Those little quirks transitioned into faults. Every day…

Come What May Makes the Invasion of France a Soaring Tribute to Cliché

Christian Carion’s refugees-on-the-march World War II drama Come What May is the kind of old-fashioned war movie that’s crafted not just to emphasize history’s horror and brutality. Yes, Carion stages the occasional slaughter with heartsick brio, and sometimes can’t resist taking pleasure when the violence goes against the bad guys,…

Cougars Jump to 6th in New AP National Rankings

After beating third-ranked Oklahoma on Saturday, the University of Houston football team jumped nine spots in the Associated Press national rankings on Tuesday, landing at No. 6. Alabama, Clemson, Florida State, Ohio State and Michigan round out the first five spots. The Cougars had been ranked 15th in the AP’s…

College Football, Week 1 — 4 Winners, 4 Losers

The greatest college football opening weekend of all time — that’s what everyone was calling it. Did it live up to the hype? For the most part, yes. In the state of Texas, it absolutely did. The Oklahoma-Houston game was an incredible atmosphere and a program-elevating win. The Aggies and…

The 2016 Houston Press Arts Guide: Literary Listings

Ready to snuggle up with a good book? How about going out on the town to meet one of your favorite authors? Here’s what’s coming up in the news several months in Houston: September 12, 19, 26 Community Write-In Writespace 713-516-5679 | writespacehouston.org September 7 Todd Moss Murder by the…

NASA’s Asteroid Sampling Mission Is Still a Go to Launch

NASA is set to launch its first asteroid-sampling mission from Cape Canaveral Air Force Base this Thursday despite the explosion of SpaceX’s Falcon 9 rocket on a nearby launchpad last week. After all, NASA scientists have an asteroid to rendezvous with.  On Thursday evening, NASA is sending the Origins, Spectral Interpretation,…

The Cast of The Revolutionists Gives It Their All

In the “special thanks” section of Main Street Theater’s playbill for Lauren Gunderson’s new play The Revolutionists, whose world premiere occurred last February at Cincinnati Playhouse, among such acknowledgments to United Airlines, Houston Arts Alliance, the Alley Theatre, and Mildred’s Umbrella Theater Company, you will find a tip of the…

The Must-Win Games of the 2016 Houston Texans Season

As the Houston Texans limped off their home field back on January 9, victims of a complete playoff football ransacking at the hands of the Kansas City Chiefs, it was nearly impossible to see the forest for the trees. In the moment, in the midst of the miserable aftermath of…

10 Can’t-Miss Rock Concerts In Houston This Fall

The weather is slowly beginning to cool, school is back in session and football season is (finally!) back. Summer is but a memory; it’s time for fall. And while that means more tolerable weather, as well as football aplenty four nights a week, fall also signifies a new season in another…

Walter Suhr and Mango Punch! Celebrate 25th Anniversary

Walter Suhr and Mango Punch! mark a quarter of a century in the music business with a showcase concert. “Basically, it’s 25 years of Mango Punch! in two hours,” Suhr laughs. The winner of multiple Houston Press Music Awards, Suhr is keeping specifics about the set list under wraps. “There…

Love and Resentment Run Deep in New Bee Gees Bio

Tragedy: The Ballad of the Bee Gees By Jeff Apter Jawbone Press, 272 pp., $19.95 Really, did any act in the rock era have a bigger comeback than the Bee Gees? The mere mention of the band’s name, of course, instantly conjures up the all too familiar white suits, chest hair, and…

Cinemax’s Crime Drama Quarry Mines Familiar Territory With Rare Feeling

Eight minutes into the pilot episode of Cinemax’s new crime show Quarry — an uneven but largely rewarding translation of Max Allan Collins’ crime books into emotionally challenging, character-driven television — Marine Lloyd “Mac” Conway, Jr. (Logan Marshall-Green) returns home a day early from his second tour in Vietnam. By…

A Toast to the Epic Dada Madness of The Eric Andre Show

Before The Eric Andre Show came along, I always thought acting like a complete lunatic on television was mostly a white-people thing. As a culture, African-Americans generally frown upon the idea of being unabashedly clownish for the masses — black folks call it “showing your ass.” All those years of…

Dish of the Week: Nashville Hot Chicken

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re spicing up a Southern classic with Nashville Hot Chicken. Also known as simply hot chicken, Nashville hot chicken is a variety…

The 2016 Houston Press Arts Guide: Dance Listings

Put on your dancing shoes. Or at least get your binoculars in order. Here’s some of the upcoming dance events in Houston’s 2016-17 season.  September 4 Bollywood Blast — Kaleidoscope Indian Performing Arts — Samskriti Miller Outdoor Theatre 832-487-7102 | milleroutdoortheatre.com September 8, 10, 11, 16-18 Director’s Choice: American Ingenuity…

This Week in Food Events: A $99 Wine Dinner for Two

From wining and dining deals to some special Labor Day events, here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: All month long $99 Wine and Dine for Two at Brennan’s Beginning Tuesday, September 6 and running all month long, the legendary $99 Wine and Dine returns to Brennan’s, 3300 Smith…

Julieta Venegas Enthralls a Private Acoustic Showcase

Riding in an Uber and listening to ’90s R&B on my way to the AT&T Compaq Store off U.S. 59, just across the highway from the old Summit, I felt nostalgic and transported to my youth, remembering life at a simpler time. “R&B is dead,” the driver interrupted my daydream…

Dear Stoner: Does Marijuana Help With Depression?

Dear Stoner: Does marijuana help with depression? Searching Dear Searching: Unfortunately, the answer is not a simple yes or no. There’s such a wide range of studies on the subject that trying to wrap your head around it can make your hair fall out — or leave you more depressed…

Dear Stoner: What If You’re Allergic to Marijuana?

Dear Stoner: Do marijuana allergies exist? If so, what happens if you’re allergic to marijuana and smoke it? Mick Dear Mick: Marijuana can cure many ills, but like pollen, peanuts or grass, it’s also capable of making some people swell up and turn red. According to a story in U.S…

Drake Makes His Latest Houston Show a Memorable Marathon

Summer Sixteen Tour Feat. Drake, Future, dvsn, Roy Wood$ Toyota Center September 3, 2016 Drake rolls with the winners. When he makes his own hits, those sterling, almost ridiculous punches of pop domination mixed with unassured cocksure swagger, he becomes the team to beat. When he comes back to his…

In Rout of Oklahoma, Cougars Make Convincing Case For Big XII

Tom Herman couldn’t have been any clearer on Saturday. Houston’s 33-23 win over Oklahoma was not a statement game according to the Cougars head coach. The Cougars, he said, weren’t sending any messages. A team doesn’t have to when it trains and expects to win every game. But it doesn’t…

The 2016 Houston Press Arts Guide: Visual Arts Events

Houston is heavily populated with museums, almost everywhere you look. Here’s some you should plan on strolling through in the next months.  Continuing Through September 3 Charlotte Potter, “Glass Armory” Houston Center for Contemporary Craft 713-529-4848 | crafthouston.org/exhibition/glassarmory Through September 3 Karen Rips and Paula Chung, “A View Within” Houston…

Some Jerk Stole a Beloved Heights Jewelry Store Sculpture

You’d think a person would be able to leave a 450-pound, eight-foot steel sculpture outside your door for a few days without anyone stealing it, but you’d be wrong. At least that’s what Cody Reaves and his wife, Sondra Evette, learned when the giant, freakish logo for their jewelry store,…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: Bacon, Beer and Kolaches

From Saturday-only kolaches to a Labor Day burger-grilling session, here’s a look at this weekend’s best culinary happenings: BrewMasters Craft Beer Festival at The Moody Gardens Hotel, Spa and Convention Center Friday through Sunday 7 Hope Boulevard The seventh annual BrewMasters Craft Beer Festival is going down all weekend long…

It Might Be a New Season, but It’s Still the Same Old Rice Team

It may be a new football season, but so far, it’s the same old Rice Owls. And that’s a bad thing. The Owls journeyed to Bowling Green, Kentucky last night to do battle against the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers. The Hilltoppers finished 12-2 last season, won Conference USA, and finished ranked…

William Reece Indicted 19 Years After Deaths of Cain, Smither

Nineteen years after two girls disappeared from Friendswood and Tiki Island, the man long suspected of being responsible for their deaths has been indicted on murder charges. A Galveston County grand jury indicted William Reece Thursday, not long after human remains belonging to Jessica Cain were discovered in a horse…

There Are No Winners in the SportsRadio 610 – Tom Herman War

The Houston Cougars open the season against the Oklahoma Sooners tomorrow morning. It’s perhaps the biggest season opening game for the Coogs since the days when Bill Yeoman was roaming the sidelines as head coach. If the Cougars, ranked 15th, pull off the win in a sold out NRG Stadium…

Lace Up Your Heaven’s Gate Nikes and Get Ready to Rhumba

The Music of Martin Scorsese, Performed by Sign-Spinners Chekhov once described a late meeting with Tolstoy in which the famous novelist, then in his golden years, but as forceful of mind and prolix as ever, bragged of an essay he was writing. Chekhov had a great fondness for both the…

Muddy Belle Invites Houston’s Listeners to Come On In

Jerry Gonzales, aka Gonzo, front man and percussionist for Muddy Belle, might be the quintessential Bayou City musician. He’s an artistic hustler, hip yet charming, an inspiring musician and a damn fine dresser. You’ll rarely find him without the proper pants, suspenders, pressed shirt and hat. When he talks about…

Troubled Airbag Company Sued Over Texas Truck Explosion

A truck driver injured after the tractor-trailer he was driving exploded on August 22 is suing an airbag manufacturer, whose components he was hauling,  and whose defective parts have been blamed for deaths and injuries around the country. The explosion in the border town of Quemado also killed a woman…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Burgers for a Cause

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary events, including a chance to see what the sommeliers are sipping and a 75th anniversary celebration: Throughout the month of September, Arnaldo Richards’ Picos, 3601 Kirby, will debut a limited-time menu in conjunction with Dress for Success…

The Houston Press Monthly Mixtape: September 2016

For music, this September is electric for Houston. A wild coterie of artists are coming to town, blessing the monthly mixtape with their forays into the digital music space. The Kills (September 9, White Oak Music Hall) have turned down their bass on their latest album Ash and Ice, while…

A Cranky Fan’s Guide to Music Festivals

There’s nothing like hearing that your favorite band is going to be performing somewhere nearby, especially if they almost never play live shows, or are coming out of a long retirement. Those sorts of announcements can excite a rock fan in ways almost nothing else will. Of course, sometimes there’s…

Four-Packs of Tickets Now on Sale for Houston Press Brunch Event

Having brunch with friends and family is a great way to celebrate a week well spent. With the specially-priced four-pack of tickets for “The Morning After, A Houston Press Brunch Event,” it’s easy (and economical) to bring along three favorite people. The ticket packages are called the Brunch Squad Pack and…

Houston Press Arts Guide 2016: Film Listings

Here’s what’s coming up in the next year for film enthusiasts in Houston:  Through January 8 Andy Warhol: Sunset The Menil Collection 713-525-9400 | menil.org September 2016 Movies Houstonians Love Museum of Fine Arts, Houston 713-639-7515 | mfah.org/films September 1 Totally ‘80s Sing-Along Alamo Drafthouse Vintage Park 832-559-5959 | drafthouse.com/houston…

Taco Bell’s New Core Burritos Are a Mixed Bag

Taco Bell’s latest creations are the Core Burritos. They’re kind of like meat and rice burritos stuffed with a three-cheese burrito.  Cheesy Core Burritos are available in two styles, “crunchy” and “spicy,” which contain “red strips” and jalapeno peppers, respectively. Either can be customized with a protein of choice—steak, chicken…

Indie Texas Country Artists Racking Up Major-League Sales

In February of 2015, the corporately-controlled world of commercial country music suffered quite the shock when Aaron Watson’s The Underdog debuted in the Number One spot on Billboard’s Top Country Album chart. That announcement came only a few days after Gary Overton, then the CEO of Sony Music Nashville, ignorantly proclaimed…

The Houston Press Fall 2016 Arts Guide: Music

The arrival of Fall in the Houston area can be difficult to detect using the calendar, tied as it is to our ever-oppressive climate, or the retail sector, who would have you believe that Halloween comes directly after the Fourth of July. Look instead to the area’s fine-arts organizations, on…

I Want to Seduce My Sister’s Man. Help!

Dear Willie D: I’m 25, and I have a crush on my sister’s 28-year-old boyfriend. I don’t want to steal him from her, just borrow him for sex and send him back. I have caught him looking at me on more than one occasion, so I know he would be…

Houston Police Officer Accused of Threatening Wife With Gun

A Houston police officer faces several charges after police say he threatened to kill his wife at least twice — most recently after surprising her at her workplace. Police said Pedro Gonzalez, 45, showed up at his wife’s work on August 25 and told her he would kill her and…

Will Houston’s Building Boom Ease Pressure on Rents?

Houston will build more new apartments this year than any other metro area in the United States, a real estate research firm projects — but will the new stock ease pressure on rents? Rent Cafe estimates about 26,000 new units from 95 projects will come online this year, outpacing larger…

State AG Ken Paxton Sues Waller County Over Courthouse Gun Ban

Well, Texas Attorney Gen. Ken Paxton certainly doesn’t mess around when it comes to open carry.  After warning Waller County officials that he’d make them get in line with state law if they didn’t do so of their own volition, on Tuesday morning Paxton followed through. He filed a lawsuit…


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