Reviews For The Easily Distracted: The Martian

Title: The Martian Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: “The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute … Statue of Liberty … that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!” Rating Using Random…

Houston’s Best Free Concerts in October

* Events in italics are free to $5+ due to possible age restrictions/club membership. EDITOR’S PICKS Trudy Lynn, Jewel Brown, Trudy Lynn, Milton Hopkins: A true All-Star Houston Blues Revue. (October 8) Romeo Dogs: Veteran Houston roadhouse rockers have a nearly bottomless repertoire. (October 9) Mucky Duck Irish Sessons: Houston’s top…

12 Tips Bands Applying to SXSW Should Know

If your band is hoping to showcase at South By Southwest 2016, the pressing business is to meet the application deadline of 11:59 p.m. Friday, October 23. If you haven’t done so, then: a) quickly read the rest of this informative article; and b) complete the application already, slacker. You…

Don’t Miss Houston’s Newest Fall Menus (UPDATED)

While the air has been getting slightly crisper, Houston restaurants have been working up new seasonal menus perfect for the changing weather. From a hearty mushroom stroganoff to rich pumpkin fudge, here is Houston’s Fall 2015 Menu Roundup: Berryhill, all locations  October’s taco of the month is taking the field…

5 More Haunted Places in Texas for Ghost Hunters to Explore

As time draws nearer to Halloween, more of us begin to long for some spooky fun, and prepare for our scariest holiday. But Texas is a huge place, with plenty of real ghost stories attached to places scattered throughout the state, and that means people who wish to have encounters…

What’s the Use of a Live Album Nowadays?

On October 9, Johnny Marr, the guitar legend who made up an integral part of the Smiths’ sound, will release a new live record documenting his latest tour, entitled Adrenalin Baby. At one time live records were cause for excitement, but I can’t help but feel like this followup to…

Report: Harris County Could Save Millions by Not Jailing Drug Offenders

To Texas Criminal Justice Coalition Project Attorney Jay Jenkins, Harris County’s jail diversion program for potheads is good—but not good enough. In October 2014, the Harris County District Attorney’s Office launched the First Chance Intervention Program, which gives first-time pot offenders (class B misdemeanor only) the option of community service…

The Rise and Crashing Fall of Girls and Boys Academy

During the 2014-15 school year, students at the Girls and Boys Preparatory Academy, a Houston charter school in Harris County, were taken over to Fort Bend County by school van on a Saturday to do volunteer work for the Fort Bend Democratic Party. As a student wrote in a letter…

Doctor Who: “The Witch’s Familiar” Is Disturbingly Magical

There is a lot to love and even more to unpack in Season 9’s blockbuster two-part opening, but let’s start with something meta-critical of showrunner Steven Moffat. There are several recurring criticisms of him. One is that his writing involving female characters is often a little sexist, something that could…

Houston Supports Tejano Por Siempre in Grand Fashion

La Mafia, David Lee Garza y Los Musicales, Emilio Navaira, Jay Perez, Ram Hererra El Dorado Western Club Parking Lot @ Almeda Mall September 26, 2015 Friday evening, the night before the inaugural Tejano Por Siempre Music Festival was to take place, the heavens opened up and poured sheets of…

NASA Announces Liquid Water Has Been Discovered on Mars

It’s official. On Monday morning NASA scientists announced they have confirmed there is liquid water on Mars. The space agency had announced there would be a press conference to announce a “major scientific mystery” on Friday, but they didn’t elaborate on what sort of discovery they’d made. However, within hours…

College Football, Week 4 — 4 Winners, 4 Losers

We are four weeks into the college football season, and we officially have our first “winners and losers” topic/person that I didn’t include in a post because he’s so great, that it’s just going to be repetitive to list him with three other people here every week. His greatness is…

Houston Sex Workers Accuse Reality Show Producers of Fraud

Last October, a television producer called the woman while she was at the West Oaks Hospital in a drug rehab program. The cable network A&E was producing a reality series about sex work in Houston and was looking for anyone willing to be interviewed. Producers with the show would twice…

Cougars Destroy Texas State to Go 3-0 on Season

The first game of the Tony Levine regime was the last time that Texas State visited the Houston Cougars. The Bobcats, playing their first game ever as a FBS-level team, defeated the Cougars in one of the biggest upsets of 2012. Levine’s offensive coordinator “resigned” the next day. Levine and…

Dish of the Week: Cincinnati Chili

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re going Midwest with Cincinnati Chili. Often served over spaghetti or on coneys (hot dogs), Cincinnati chili is a meat sauce made…

Meet the Ultimate Black Widow in As Bees in Honey Drown

The set-up: Con artist deluxe Alexa Vere de Vere loves to drop names. During her non-stop sweet-sell assault, she might mention Andy Warhol, then Gore Vidal, maybe rocker Simon Le Bon, or her intimate friend Lord Chichester. She’s so adept at dropping names, she even dropped hers, Barbara Gelb…years ago…

Woodlands Pavilion Goes For Hall and Oates In a Big Way

Hall and Oates, Mutlu Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion September 26, 2015 In the brilliant viral Web series “Yacht Rock” – which fictitiously imagines the lives and interactions of the Super Soft Rockers of the seventies – “Hall and Oates” are tough street outsiders from Philly who want to bust into the cozy…

Mac Sabbath at Scout Bar: WTF Did I Just Witness?

Mac Sabbath Scout Bar September 26, 2016 When you find yourself at a Mac Sabbath show, painfully sober and fully self-aware, you may question your own motives for attending such an event. Perhaps, you may even question the deeper purpose of your life and it’s seemingly aimless, coincidental and chaotic…

NFL Week 3: Texans-Buccaneers — 4 Winners, 4 Losers

So this past week, around Wednesday, when asked a question by ESPN.com’s Tania Ganguli about previous 0-2 outfits he had coached, Houston Texans head coach Bill O’Brien went on a mini-tirade before Ganguli could even finish her question. He brought up his awareness of the percentage of 0-2 teams that…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Fall Festivals Abound

All Week Long Dessert for the Dogs at Tony Mandola’s When you buy a dessert in September at Tony Mandola’s, 1212 Waugh, Tony will give $1 to BARC, the City of Houston animal shelter. As if that weren’t incentive enough to spend a meal at the creole and Italian restaurant,…

David Lee Roth Delivers for Van Halen…Mostly

Van Halen  Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion  September 25, 2015 In a provocative article published by Billboard magazine back in June, Eddie Van Halen is quoted as saying of David Lee Roth, “He does not want to be my friend,” and went on to explain that he thinks that Roth should…

Zedd Keeps It Simple and Amazing at Revention

Zedd, Madeon, Borgore (?!?), Alex Metric Revention Music Center September 25, 2015 There are no surprises in a Zedd set, but that’s a good thing. It’s not that EDM fans aren’t receptive to surprises – more on that further down the page – but when you have a crowd packed…

The 10 Most Relieved Texans-Bucs Rapper Tweets

The Houston Texans’ 2015 season began with HBO’s Hard Knocks introducing the team to America at large. It took a month of filming and some fancy editing to present to the nation our sometimes thrilling and frequently frustrating NFL franchise. Home Box Office could have saved all that time and…

Legendary Crusaders Sax Man Wilton Felder Passes Away

Houston and the world lost a giant today with the passing of Wilton Felder, saxophonist for the fabled Crusaders. Mr. Felder was 75. Word of his passing reached the Internet via longtime collaborator Ray Parker, Jr.’s Facebook page around 2 p.m. today. Felder’s passing comes only a year after the…

Jury Finds Former Nurse Guilty of Salt Poisoning Daughter

For jurors to find Katie Alice Ripstra guilty of child abuse, defense attorney Casey Garrett said in her closing argument, they would have to believe that Ripstra was drawing blood from her three-year-old “like a vampire” and flushing it down the toilet. That she was intentionally putting salt and bacteria…

Texas Is Now a Drug Dealer, According to Court Filing

The last time state prison officials revealed their supplier death penalty drugs the source dried up. Two years ago, The Woodlands Compounding Pharmacy backed out of its deal with the state and demanded prison officials return its vials of pentobarbital, the sedative Texas uses to execute inmates. A public records…

Talking Tejano Por Siempre With Bo Corona

“DUN NAH NA NA NA, NA, NA, NA, DUN NAH NA NA NA… BO! CORONA!!!” For many Tejanos living and growing up in the barrios of Houston back in the 1990s, this was the entry music you heard as you tuned your radio to KXTJ Super Tejano 108 FM (which…

KTRU Due Back on FM Dial Next Friday

KTRU, the beloved Rice University student-radio station that was relegated to the Internet and one of KPFT’s HD channels after its frequency at 91.7 FM was bought by the University of Houston in 2011, announced this morning it will return to the FM dial next Friday. The new low-power frequency…

Lawsuit Alleges Daycare Center Allowed a “Toddler Fight Club”

In a lawsuit filed in Montgomery County Thursday, a mother alleges that someone at a daycare center filmed her son fighting with another kid as part of a “toddler fight club.” Heather Howerton says that the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services contacted her last December about a video…

When Do We Start Treating Baylor Like One of the Bad Guys?

Outlaw programs in college sports are usually easy to define. Any school that hires Lane Kiffin or Tim Floyd or John Caliperi is odds on a favorite to be an outlaw program. Think USC about a decade ago. Think Oklahoma while Barry Switzer was in charge, or while Kelvin Sampson…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: Oktoberfest Is Back!

Galveston Island Shrimp Festival @ 23rd & Strand Friday – Sunday 2300 Strand Hit the island for three shrimp-filled days of fun. Weekend highlights include the Shrimp Gumbo Cook-Off, Gumbo Tasting, 5k, Lil’ Shrimps Parade, and Strand Merchant Walk-About on Saturday; plus a free outdoors show and plenty of fresh…

4 Lessons I’ve Learned at County Fairs

I love fairs and carnivals, and always have. I grew up going to the Fort Bend County Fair almost every year until I hit my thirties, and still try to visit it when I can. I have many vivid memories of that fair and others, but they’ve also taught me…

Midtown’s 10 Least Douchey Bars

Houston’s Midtown district has not always had the best reputation for nightlife, and the recent allegations of discriminatory practices by the nightclub Gaslamp and the subsequent video statement from its lawyer have angered many and turned them off further from the scene; there are, however, some cool bars and clubs…

The 10 Greatest Tribute-Band Gimmicks of All Time

In some small way, perhaps Mac Sabbath was inevitable. Just as Black Sabbath arose from the soot of Birmingham, England, to herald the end of pop’s peace-and-love ‘60s and usher in something altogether darker and heavier, now, too, has a Black Sabbath cover band dressed as funhouse-mirror McDonaldland freaks appeared,…

Bonnie & Clyde Comes to TUTS Underground As a Musical

Even though everyone knows how it’s going to end (badly), Bonnie & Clyde will have audiences rooting for the young couple to succeed, even if they are criminals, predicts Kathryn Porterfield, a recent Sam Houston State BFA grad who’s playing the lead female role in the musical Bonnie & Clyde…

Honky-Tonk Heroes Are Scarce Nowadays, Except Dale Watson

Dale Watson is a straight shooter and the most authoritative baritone this side of Johnny Cash; when he sings something, you believe it straightaway. He usually spends a couple of hundred days a year on the road, and whenever he goes out of state or overseas, Watson reinforces an image…

The Sexy Donald Trump Halloween Costume Worries Me

Yes, there is a Sexy Donald Trump Costume out there. It’s being marketed under the name Donna T. Rumpshaker, which is how costume makers avoid getting sued while simultaneously showing you they have the sense of humor of a high school freshman. This ensemble comes with a shirt, blazer, tie…

Three Things I Learned Working Club Security

I recently volunteered to help work security at a concert being held at a large club, and the experience was interesting. I’ve been going to concerts since the early 1980s, ranging from punk bands playing backyard parties or small clubs to huge festivals at arenas, and have seen countless bands…

#NewHoustonRap: Sauce Walka Will Never Apologize

By my count, I’ve written more about Sauce Walka, the Sauce Factory and any affiliate, offshoot or worth-mentioning clone than anyone. Last Friday, we went deep into the real purpose of the local rapper waging a war against Drake and his always hyperbolic, seemingly insanely invested for no other reason…

I Mask My Pain With Sex. Help!

CAN MY SISTER PUT MY MOM IN A NURSING HOME? Dear Willie D: My sister is making plans to put my mother in a nursing facility. She lives with my mother in Phoenix, and I live nearby, about 10-minutes away with my husband, and three sons. My mother is 63…

Dude Says He Lost an Eye at University of Houston Frat Party

We’ve heard of drunken bros doing stupid, harmful stuff to each other, but the allegations in Brenton Griffin’s lawsuit against the University of Houston’s Sigma Phi Epsilon are a doozy: the 23-year-old says that he lost an eye at an SPE party in 2013, after he passed out and one…

R.I.P. Yogi Berra, 1925-2015

It’s been a rough month for the Astros’ family. Longtime announcer Gene Elston passed away on Septmeber 5 at the age of 93. Then, last Thursday, Hall of Fame announcer and voice of the Astros for most of the last three decades Milo Hamilton passed away at age 88. Now,…

Buffalo Bills Fans Are Unwashed Savages (w/ VIDEO)

Never let it be said that I don’t provide as many varied services to Texans fans as I possibly can. Many of you look to me for analysis (sorry), prognostication (double sorry, lately), and a little but of humor (no apology there, I’m a funny mofo when I’m motivated). But…

Judge Halts $350 Million in Cuts to Children’s Therapy Services

After therapy providers and families with disabled children filed a second lawsuit against the state for the deep cuts it has ordered to Medicaid therapy services, a judge has halted the cuts from going through on October 1, as the Texas Tribune reported Tuesday evening. The lawsuit claims the Texas Health…

Deep End Records Now Open Inside Walters Downtown

This weekend, the list of Houston’s local record shops officially grew with the opening of Deep End Records. What’s special about this shop, though, is that it’s not in your run-of-the-mill location. While stores like Heights Vinyl and Sig’s Lagoon are conveniently located near other shopping hot spots and music…

Foreclosure Drama 99 Homes Thrills With Its On-Point Fury

Right up into the 1960s, the Hays Code demanded that criminals in American movies face punishment by the final reel, a stricture that, however well-intentioned, served to propagate our national myth: that the only route to success is hard work and decency. Crime still doesn’t pay, exactly, onscreen — the…

99 Homes Star Michael Shannon Talks Monopoly and the Game of Life

Michael Shannon isn’t a stickler for rules. In his career, he’s ignored most of them, especially the mandate that a theater-trained, Oscar-nominated actor should shun the large roles in dumb movies that let him afford the smart ones. (See: Kangaroo Jack, Bad Boys II, Premium Rush, Man of Steel.) Shannon’s…

The Green Inferno Goes All In on Gore and Cruelty

With found footage having long ago supplanted torture porn as the horror subgenre du jour, the prospect of a new Eli Roth movie might seem even more dubious than it was during the director’s heyday. The Green Inferno arrives in theaters two years after making the festival rounds and a…


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