The Houston Texans’ 2015 season began with HBO’s Hard Knocks introducing the team to America at large. It took a month of filming and some fancy editing to present to the nation our sometimes thrilling and frequently frustrating NFL franchise. Home Box Office could have saved all that time and money by just directing the curious to the Twitter accounts of Houston’s most notorious rappers. Keeping a tradition alive, we’ve once again collected some of the most insightful Tweets these artists/Texans fans shared on game day. Here’s how they saw the first win of the 2015 campaign, a 19-9 home victory over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that kept Twitter slander-free as the hometown rappers recognized you gotta crawl before you can sprint.
10. The Texans Scored Early and Often Enough
9. This Week’s Tweets Were Mostly Salt-Free…
8. But, There Was Extra “Cheese” Thanks to Both Teams’ Struggling Kickers
7. Bullock Was Super Bad
6. These Two Cleared The Path For The Baby Steps To The Win
5. It’s The Little Things In Life
4. The Perfect, Measured Response To The First Win
3. Some Were Impressed…
2. More Than Others
1. Not A Bad Day For Two Local Teams Trying Stand On Their Own
This article appears in Sep 24-30, 2015.
