That’s…uh…a snazzy look you’ve got there, guy. What are those, Y-fronts? Did you dye those yourself? Because the pink really highlights your nipples.
We’re afraid the dude behind you doesn’t quite agree with us, though. But who is he to judge? He’s wearing white after labor day. At least you’re safe in your pink Underoos.
This article appears in Oct 1-7, 2009.