Photos by Mark C. Austin

Live-music fatigue is an awful thing, but it happens. It must be really bad for the people who only go to three or four concerts a year. But sometimes even us diehards have to say uncle.

And so it was at the Black Keys last night. Through no fault of the Akron-based vulcanized blues duo, I might add. In fact, when Aftermath learned the show was a likely sellout yesterday afternoon, I was looking forward to it more than ever. Tuesday-night packed houses donโ€™t come around every week.

The Keys are a prime example of an all-too-common problem plaguing music these days: People are much more interested in developing a โ€œsoundโ€ than they are in writing songs. Luckily, theyโ€™re one of the select few who can make it work, for the simple reason that Patrick Carney and Dan Auerbachโ€™s industrial-strength guitar/drum duets thrive on simplicity โ€“ a teeth-baring riff and an ocean of drums, and thatโ€™s about it. It would be wrong to read any more into it than that, but the Keys did an A-plus job.

The duoโ€™s succession of sandblasted songs hit the crowd like the power-washer a friend back in Austin uses to clean grease traps. Each was somewhat different in tone and texture โ€“ the pre-show music included ZZ Top, Black Sabbath and the Beatlesโ€™ Abbey Road, the three points on the Keysโ€™ tempestuous Bermuda Triangle โ€“ but each brought to mind the same image: Christina Ricci chained to Samuel L. Jacksonโ€™s radiator in Craig Brewerโ€™s blues-soaked 2007 redemption diary Black Snake Moan.

Inevitably, the lack of variety wore thin, though. After about 45 minutes, I turned to my friend and colleague Craig Hlavaty, equally battered from this weekendโ€™s Austin City Limits wringer, and said, โ€œItโ€™s just one stupid-heavy riff after another.โ€ I meant it as a compliment, mostly.

โ€œYou listen to this when youโ€™re pissed off,โ€ Craig replied. โ€œYou listen to fuckinโ€™ Modest Mouse if you have a girlfriend.โ€

After the sitar-tinged โ€œStrange Times,โ€ the pick of the litter on the Keysโ€™ latest album Attack and Release, he and I wandered downstairs into the smoking area. We became acquainted with one Kim Baldwin, a flight attendant for Continental Airlines and one of the relatively few female Keys fans on hand. (It was even more of a bro-down than last weekโ€™s Drive-By Truckers bonanza.)

Baldwin, who also copped to enjoying Steve Perry, Layne Staley and Queensrycheโ€™s Geoff Tate (โ€œI like singersโ€), knew exactly what was going on.

โ€œThis is total โ€˜70s burnout music,โ€ she said.

This burnout couldnโ€™t have put it any better. โ€“ Chris Gray

Chris Gray is the former Music Editor for the Houston Press.