Good Lord, what would we do if not for Weinergate? It's hot as hell outside, the Astros are terrible and Rick Perry might run for president next year. But as long as there are congressmen tweeting pictures of their junk to women they barely know, Rocks Off has a reason to get up in the morning. And by get up, we mean get up.
But anyone can just whip it out on Twitter or even in the movies. It takes real talent to memorialize your male parts in song. Call it a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store, a love gun or just a dick in a box, the penis has inspired some pretty memorable poetry through the years. Rocks Off stroked around the Internet for a while this morning to see how many of pop's most priapic moments would expose themselves.
It wasn't hard. Our only regret is that parents left for a two-week vacation in Florida today. We know they would be so proud.