Wrong festival. Wrong year. Wrong glasses. Wrong drugs. Wrong parenting. Wrong planet…….

Former Houston Oilers Al Del Greco and Bucky Richardson were seen on the grounds, apologizing for the 1992 season. Still kicked ‘em in the balls though.

For the price of these nachos, about eight dollars, you could feed a family of five in Darfur for a few months. Or buy a copy of “Swank.” Decisions, decisions….

“Oh, huh-huh. Look at me everyone, I’m writing a blog. Better keep this hat on to hide my baldness. Huh-huh.”

Craig Hlavaty

Click here for a slideshow by Mark C. Austin of Saturday’s action.

The Houston Press is a nationally award-winning, 34-year-old publication ruled by endless curiosity, a certain amount of irreverence, the desire to get to the truth and to point out the absurd as well...