Today has been heralded as Blog Action Day, a day for blogs everywhere to raise awareness about the environment and how we can make subtle changes to positively affect it.

Pish-posh. I do protest, hippie.

See, I write about inept musicians and post video clips that have sometimes only a vague connection to the print put before it. No way Iโ€™m gonna stop that party train to reflect on how I donโ€™t recycle my used PBR cans or throw used cigarette butts at children waiting for the school bus. I rarely bathe, so I guess Iโ€™m doing my part to conserve water. After I get drunk at shows, I puke in the grass outside the venue to conserve paper towels, thus saving a few trees. And when I get new music, I steal it so I donโ€™t have to waste gas going to the record store. All my proceeds from todayโ€™s blog are going to help a nursing student that dances at Sugarโ€™s on I-45 go to community college.

See, Iโ€™m a regular Al Gore. Give me a Nobel Peace Prize for being awesome. Todayโ€™s video is honor of the sun, which, according to Mr. Gore, will one day kill us all. โ€“ Craig Hlavaty

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