Dolly Parton has just been added to March’s SXSW lineup. Over her four-decade career, Parton has defined the role that women play in country music (big boobs), won a few Grammys (big boobs), written timeless love songs (big boobs) and even found time to open her own theme park (big boobs).
That’s all fine, I guess. But all I care about is her role in 1980’s 9 to 5, where Parton, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin conspire to kill their boss Dabney Coleman. I love this movie because the theme song is catchy as hell, and I wouldn’t mind killing Coleman myself. Seriously, Drexel’s Class? He’s prick incarnate. But dude did help save the world in WarGames. – Craig Hlavaty
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2008.
