It’s headlines like this that make me feel like I’m in the right profession. With five simple words, the entire game done changed. It’s right up there with Jay-Z’s Reasonable Doubt and the Ramones at CBGB. Thanks, New York Post. — Craig Hlavaty

This article appears in Dec 13-19, 2007.

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