Trucker speed? Check.
Black leather pants? Check.
Grim reaper tattoo? Check.
Useless umlaut? Check.
Crusty sleeveless jean jacket? Check.
Drenched in Blog in the audience? Duh.

When I saw this poster last night, my lungs and heart looked up at me and said “Duuuuuude! You totally hate us, don’t you?” – Craig Hlavaty

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This article appears in Mar 6-12, 2008.

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