I recorded

this ditty

from Schleicher County crooner Jon Cartwright while I was reporting on the polygamist compound in West Texas a couple years ago.

The song might not make mention of all the recent developments, but with its “what’s your name again?” and “I got 13 pages of honey-do’s,” it definitely has some fun. — Keith Plocek

This article appears in Apr 10-16, 2008.

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