Date: March 15

Name: Lady Antebellum

AKA: “Two Beards and a Babe”

Genre: Threesome country

Best Known Song(s): “I Run to You,” “Need You Now,” possible Juice Newton covers

Key Demographic: Country fans who’ve longed for a redneck version of Black Eyed Peas, beginning piano players

Previous HLSR Appearances: 2009

Houston Connections, If Any: It seems unlikely any of the band are fans of Slim Thug

If You Like This, Chances Are You’ll Like: Civil War reenactments, singing about drinking whiskey when your bedtime routine actually consists of a cup of green tea and the latest Nora Roberts

Odds of Wearing a Hat: None

Because He/She’s Bald? Mostly because, like Rascal Flatts and other of their modern Nashville brethren, Lady Antebellum doesn’t seem like they want to claim any kinship with real country music

Odds of Onstage Injury: We wouldn’t be that lucky

More Compelling Acts at This Year’s Rodeo: Just about all of them. Except, of course, for the Black Eyed Peas.

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Peter Vonder Haar writes movie reviews for the Houston Press and the occasional book. The first three novels in the "Clarke & Clarke Mysteries" - Lucky Town, Point Blank, and Empty Sky - are out now.