People talk about cops being arrogant cowboy types who only wanna shaft
the little guy, but damn if I wouldn’t want to cover up a crime with
this guy, for real. We need more Houston cops to take the time to cheel out, like the cops in Austin do. They pretty much work in a fantasy
land of marijuana and drunken college chicks – he needs his reality show,
like, right now.
This article appears in Mar 19-25, 2009.