Plzzzzzzz throw another pick u bitch! so yo ass can be outta here! U FUCKIN WEAK LINK!
— Countryraptunes.com (@OGRONC) October 7, 2013
Houston has a professional football team. They are called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them. Some of the people who like them are rappers.
The Internet has several forms of social media. One of those forms of social media is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of the the people who use it are rappers.
Same as we did last season, Sunday Rocks Off perused Twitter during Sunday night’s infuriating game against the San Francisco 49ers and grabbed the ten best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social-media platform.
Go nuts.
10. Scarface
Told you that good ole boy shit don’t win championships dump that chump
— SCARFACE (@BrotherMob) October 7, 2013
9. Willie D
Yates? #Kubiak you’re about 31 points too late you dummy! #HoustonTexans
— Willie D (@WillieDLIVE) October 7, 2013
8. Roosh Williams. Poor Andre.
Andre Johnson should win sportsman of the century. Dude has a legitimate reason to be pissed off every season but he just keeps it moving.
— Roosh (@RooshWilliams) October 7, 2013
7. HBJMRR. Funny.
Christopher Nolan’s follow up to INCEPTION, starring Matt Schaub…INTERCEPTION. Experience a pick 6 inside of a pick 6 inside of a pick 6.
— HBJMRR (@HBJMRR) October 7, 2013
6. OG Ron C. The sadness is basically comical.
Plzzzzzzz throw another pick u bitch! so yo ass can be outta here! U FUCKIN WEAK LINK!
— Countryraptunes.com (@OGRONC) October 7, 2013
5. One Hunnidt (If you don’t understand this one, then I hate you.)
passing the sticks before halftime is so humiliating
— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) October 7, 2013
More tweets on the next page.
4. Jack Freeman
This nigga can’t throw a party
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) October 7, 2013
3. Paul Wall. Not football-related, I’m just excited about it.
It’s comin OCT 20. Houston Slab Parade @angelq123 #checkseason http://t.co/wyntdC4Mkv
— Paul Wall (@paulwallbaby) October 7, 2013
2. HBJMRR
I hate Matt Schaub like whites hated blacks in the Jim Crow south.
— HBJMRR (@HBJMRR) October 7, 2013
1. Slim Thug. It worked with Dwight.
We need u kid @JManziel2 u will be treated like a king here
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) October 7, 2013
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This article appears in Oct 3-9, 2013.