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Texans-Jets: The 10 Best Rapper Tweets From Monday Night Football

Houston has a professional football team, called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them; some are rappers.

The Internet has several forms of social media; one is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of them are rappers.

Like last week, we perused Twitter during Monday night's game against the lowly and beleaguered New York Jets, who are fated to an unenviable existence, and grabbed the ten best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social-media platform.

There's still cursing, history, religion and more. Malibooyah.

10. All Hail Delo, God Of Busting Moves And Soda Water

If that joke didn't make any sense, you should listen to more of Delo's music. He really is one the city's very best young rappers.

9. Propain

#TheFuryGod

8. Scarface's Diary

I mean, if a Geto Boy says it, then it has to be true, right?

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