Houston has a professional football team, called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them. Some of them are rappers.
The Internet has several forms of social media. One is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of them are rappers.
Same as every week, we perused Twitter during Thursday's ABSOLUTELY GODDAMNLY SUPERSTRESSFUL game against the Lions and grabbed the ten best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social-media platform.
10. CY FYRE
Normally it's easy to tell when tweets are delivered during the game afterwards, but this game made that a near impossibility. This could've come during about 1,000 different moments.
9. ONEHUNNIDT, BEING ALL ONEHUNNIDTY
8. DJ MR. LUKE
7. THE FURY GOD
Did you know that Sherro used to play semi-professional football? Just learned that yesterday.
5. KAB THA DON
Not game-related, just good advice.
4. SLIM THUG
There might be nothing I'd want to see more than Slim Thug doing a Holy Ghost dance.
3. JACK FREEMAN
I KNOW, RIGHT? Goddamn Calvin Johnson is a such a fucking headache.
Side Note:Andre Johnson is about 40 years older and 100 injuries further along in his career than Calvin. That's why it felt SOOOOOO good watching Andre go NUTS in the second half of the game while Calvin was able to do little to nothing.
2. BUN B
1. JETT I. MASSTYR
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