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Texans-Packers: The 10 Unhappiest Rapper Tweets From Sunday's Loss

Houston has a professional football team. They are called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them. Some of those people are rappers.

The Internet has several forms of social media. One is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of those people are rappers.

Rocks Off perused Twitter during last night's Texans abomination game against Satan's favorite team, the Green Bay Packers, and grabbed the best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social media platform.

They are appropriately appropriate.

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