Houston has a professional football team. They are called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them. Some of the people who like them are rappers.

The Internet has several forms of social media. One of those forms of social media is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of the the people who use it are rappers.

Same as we did last season (and last week), Rocks Off perused Twitter during Sunday’s awful game against the Seattle Shithawks and grabbed the ten best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social-media platform.

Go nuts.

10. Jack Freeman, about Matt Schaub, following a tweet about Seattle’s quarterback throwing a terrible pass

9. One Hunnidt on Matt Schaub

8. HBJMRR on Matt Schaub

7. HBJMRR on Matt Schaub

6. Carl Spivey, America’s Greatest Athlete, on Matt Schaub

5. DJ Auditory on Matt Schaub

More Matt Schaub-flavored shade on the next page.

4. KAB on Matt Schaub

3. Delo on Sonic but really on Matt Schaub

2. Slim Thug on Matt Schaub

1. Slim Thug, perfectly deconstructing Matt Schaub

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This article appears in Sep 26 – Oct 2, 2013.