The 2014 Houston Texans have a new coach, new players, new hope and the same dedicated fan base of Houston-based rappers. As in years past, they took to Twitter on game day to comment on the home team’s gridiron action.

And, as in years past, Rocks Off read their tweets more thoroughly and efficiently than Tony Romo reads defenses. Here are the best of the bunch from Weekend 2’s merciless beatdown of the Oakland Raiders, which opened with a touchdown reception by…J.J. Watt?!

10. Kirko Bangz

9. Jack Freeman

8. On Arian Foster’s Return to Form,…

7. DJ AudiTory

6. D.J. Swearing Words Continues to Talk Trash and Back It Up

5. Stalled Carrs

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2. FYI, #RaiderNation

1. GT Mayne Happy to See 2-0, Like the Rest Of Us

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This article appears in Sep 11-17, 2014.

Jesse’s been writing for the Houston Press since 2013. His work has appeared elsewhere, notably on the desk of the English teacher of his high school girlfriend, Tish. The teacher recognized Jesse’s...