As most of you perverts and trainwreck-spotters already know, R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet” chapters 13-22 dropped today. Some of you, like me, might be in need of a refresher. Allow me to direct your attention to Dr David Thorpe’s Cliff’s Notes version of the preceding chapters. – John Nova Lomax

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