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Top 5 Mother-In-Law Songs Besides "Mother In Law"

Q: What is the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?

A: About 2.3 pounds, including the urn.

Rocks Off has more or less been content with bachelorhood our entire life, so we have no idea what having a mother-in-law is like. We're fairly certain we're not going to be finding out anytime soon. But from what we can tell, our few married friends seem to get along with their mothers-in-law just fine.

They make good babysitters, we hear.

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Chris Gray has been Music Editor for the Houston Press since 2008. He is the proud father of a Beatles-loving toddler named Oliver.
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