What Hip-Hop's Cash Kings Should Buy With All That Loot

Forbes has unveiled its annual list of hip-hop cash kings. The Top 20 includes 21 big shottas – who said math was a requirement to work at Forbes? – with whom we’d gladly trade bank accounts.

Pop the hood to see Rocks Off’s breakdown of the Top 10 earners and what they should buy with all that extra loot.

10. Ludacris: $12 million

What He Should Buy: Pay someone to finally move that bitch out the way.

9. Akon: $13 million 

What He Should Buy: The Game’s backstory so he could actually justify his inclusion; a voice coach.

6. (tie) Snoop Dogg: $14 million 

What He Should Buy: A remote-control blunt roller that responds to the word “tangerine.”

Dr. Dre

What He Should Buy: Pay someone to finish that damn Detox album.

Eminem

What He Should Buy: James Earl Jones’ voicebox.

4. (tie) Birdman: $15 million 

What He Should Buy: Lil Wayne’s rhyme book; a hand-warmer to help cope with his hand-rubbing issue.

Lil Wayne

What He Should Buy:  Polo mouthwash.

3. Kanye West: $16 million 

What He Should Buy: A new Benz to keep his other Benz and his other other Benz company.

2. Diddy: $35 million 

What He Should Buy: Pay someone to tell him how the hell he made $35 million last year.

1. Jay-Z: $37 million 

What He Should Buy: Surgically implant the throne on his person.

Here’s the full list:

1. Jay-Z: $37 million 
2. Diddy: $35 million 
3. Kanye West: $16 million 
4. Lil Wayne (tie): $15 million
4. Birdman (tie): $15 million 
6. Eminem (tie): $14 million 
6. Dr. Dre (tie): $14 million 
6. Snoop Dogg (tie): $14 million 
9. Akon: $13 million 
10. Ludacris: $12 million
 11. Wiz Khalifa (tie): $11 million 
11. Drake (tie): $11 million 
13. Pharrell Williams: $10 million 
14. Timbaland: $7 million 
15. Swizz Beatz (tie): $6.5 million 
15. Nicki Minaj (tie): $6.5 million
 17. Rick Ross (tie): $6 million 
17. 50 Cent (tie): $6 million 
17. Pitbull (tie): $6 million 
20. T-Pain (tie): $5 million
20. B.o.B (tie): $5 million