Why must I cry?

Tell me.

Why must I cry why must I cry why must I cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Find out when you watch the video. You’ll also find out what happens when Biz Markie is reborn as Akon and drinks a gallon of transmission fluid before jumping in the shower and starting to weep. — John Nova Lomax

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e7ZBOj7xr9k

This article appears in Jan 11-17, 2007.

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