Of course, there’s more to life than reality TV. There are also homegrown movies, such as The Maestro, a film we know absolutely nothing about, save for what we’ve been told in a press release. Let’s just say the flick has “surefire hit written all over it,” with its “well-written story of a Texas mob family crime boss” that “reaches a new level of excellence in the Godfather movie genre.” Or something.
Anyway, the production company is seeking locations to shoot. If you’d like your home, business or street corner to be featured in The Maestro, hit up Firefly Films at 713-520-1367.
As far as we know, removing your clothes is not required. — Keith Plocek
This article appears in Mar 8-14, 2007.
