Wow. So the Astros have signed Kaz Matsui to a three-year, $16.5 million contract. Are you as under-whelmed by this deal as I am? But along with the Geoff Blum signing, it appears the Astros are doing everything possible to corner the market on mediocre middle infielders. Maybe the brass can talk Craig Biggio into coming back for one more farewell tour. And I think they should talk to the Padres and see if they can get Morgan Ensberg back while theyโ€™re at it.

Seriously. Am I really supposed to think this is a good deal? Has anyone with the Astros bothered to really take a look at his stats? Sure, he hit .288 last season, but take him out of Coors Field and his average dropped to .249, down 80 points from what he hit in Denver. And take a look at his career stats. Get this guy out of Coors and he makes Adam Everett look like Babe Ruth. Yes, I exaggerate, but I do so for effect. And heโ€™s never played more than 114 games in a season. A season is 162 games long. On average, he misses a fourth of the season with injury. Heโ€™s the baseball equivalent of Matt Schaub. And sure, as Richard Justice says, heโ€™s fast, and he can steal bases. But Adam Everettโ€™s fast, and he can steal bases, but it does no good to be fast and steal bases if youโ€™re not on base.

Now Justice is high on this deal because it shows that Ed Wade is decisive, writing in the Chron: โ€œI love his decisiveness. I don’t know if he has made the Astros better or worse. Actually, I’m pretty sure he couldn’t have made them worse.โ€

Hey, Richard, George W. Bush is known for being decisive. And as heโ€™s proven, just because youโ€™re decisive doesnโ€™t mean you know what youโ€™re doing. Sure, it probably looks better than Tim Purpuraโ€™s waffling. But I donโ€™t care about waffling versus decisive. I care about his making the team better.

And I can look at his decisive deals so far and I can tell you that he hasnโ€™t made this a better team.

Brad Lidge is gone in exchange for Michael Bourn. Thatโ€™s a plus. And heโ€™s acquired a bunch of mediocre guys by way of small trades. But heโ€™s signed the mediocre Geoff Blum to a contract. And heโ€™s signed the mediocre Kaz Matsui. So letโ€™s look at the lineup, as it now stands.

At first will be Lance Berkman. At second will be Matsui. At third will be Ty Wigginton. At short will be Adam Everett. The outfield will be Carlos Lee, Michael Bourn and Hunter Pence. The catcher will be J.R. Towles.

We donโ€™t know if Bourn can hit, but heโ€™s leading off. Matsui will bat second, and he only hits in Coors. So once again, as was often the case last season, weโ€™re starting the game off with two outs. Then comes Berkman, who everyone hopes will bother with getting in shape this off-season, and Carlos Lee, who everyone hopes will hustle next season. Hunter Pence will probably bat fifth, and hereโ€™s hoping he doesnโ€™t get the sophomore slump. Ty Wigginton is a mediocre infielder who possesses a bat that is nowhere near as good as Mike Lamb or Mark Loretta, who he is replacing. Towles will bat seventh, and we donโ€™t know how he can do. Then comes Everett in the eight hole, who will once again attempt to hit his weight. Then comes the pitcher.

So, letโ€™s look at that batting order. Two outs at the top. Four outs at the bottom. Three guys who can hit. Gee, that looks a lot like the 2007 season.

Maybe Bourn will hit. Maybe Matsui will hit. Maybe Wigginton will hit. Maybe Towles will hit. Maybe Everett will hit. Thatโ€™s just like last season. If Craig Biggio hits and if Chris Burke hits and if Morgan Ensberg hits and if Brad Ausmus hits and if Adam Everett hits, then maybe weโ€™ll have a team that can compete.

If. If. If. If. If. If. If.

Am I the only one in this city who is tired of lineup constructed around โ€œifsโ€? — John Royal

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