I want to give Bobby Heck the benefit of the doubt. Really I do. He seems to have done wonders with finding players for the Milwaukee Brewers, but damn, Jason Castro? Is he really the best the Astros could do with the tenth pick of the amateur draft? An American Idol reject? Heck, the dude canโ€™t even remember the words to one of Bob Dylanโ€™s most famous songs, and youโ€™re expecting me to believe this dude can make it as a major league catcher?

Sorry, Iโ€™m not buying it. No way.

(Excuse me a second. Someoneโ€™s tapping me on the shoulderโ€ฆ What do you mean not that Jason Castro? Itโ€™s not the Idol dude? Thank God, because that guy sucks.)

So the Astros drafted Jason Castro out of Stanford yesterday. Another catcher. The second in three years. The second number one pick used for a catcher in three years. Damn, I hope heโ€™s good. I wonder what the experts are saying?

Well, Keith Law over at ESPN says, โ€œCastro was expected to go in the second half of the first round. He’s a contact hitter; he will not hit for a lot of power. He’s an average regular catcher in the big leagues. But I don’t see him as a star.โ€

Hmmm. Contact hitter. Kind of average. Not a start. The Astros drafted another Brad Ausmus.

The guys with Baseball Prospectus had some colorful thoughts regarding Castro being picked by the Astros. For instance, โ€œAre you f-ing kidding me? Words can not describe how dumb this is. They just can’t. I’m utterly speechless. At least I get to rip Houston’s drafts once again. I’m rambling to myslef [sic] here it total disbelief.โ€ Then thereโ€™s an echo of Keith Law: โ€œHere’s the thing. Castro is a really nice catcher, don’t get me wrong. But that’s a late first round talent and JUSTIN SMOAK [a stud power hitting switch hitter that the Rangers nabbed with the next pick] IS STILL ON THE BOARD. Maybe the Astros just didn’t notice this.โ€ Then finally, to sum it all up: โ€œI’m still totally floored, by what Houston did. I know I shouldn’t be at this point with the Astros.โ€

Keith Law and the guys at Baseball Prospectus are well-respected for knowing their stuff, but surely the Astros didnโ€™t blow it again. So I went over to MLB.com for its perspective and found it saying, โ€œCastro was rated by most reports as a probable pick later in the first roundโ€ฆโ€ Thatโ€™s not exactly a glowing endorsement.

But these guys donโ€™t know what the Astros need. And Bobby Heck did a great job with Milwaukee. So why donโ€™t I let him weigh in: โ€œFirst he’s an athletic catcher,โ€ Heck told the Chron. โ€œThis past year in the Cape [Cape Cod Summer League] he played first base, he played center field. He was on the same club with (Florida State catcher) Buster Posey [who was the fifth pick of the draft], so his catching was limited due to a minor injury he had that he’s been slowly cleared from our doctors with.โ€

Translation: Heโ€™s okay, but heโ€™s not good enough to beat out quality competition, but at least we can use the โ€œhe was injuredโ€ excuse.

And Ed Wade said that Castro was the best available player at that position โ€“ like the Prospectus guy said, I guess Bobby and Eddie didnโ€™t see Justin Smoak sitting there. But hereโ€™s the amazing thing. You have to really read between the lines of his blog post, but even Jose de Jesus Ortiz seems to think Castro was a crappy draft choice, using language like โ€œdifficult to gauge college hittersโ€ and โ€œreplenish[ing] their farm system.โ€

When the Astros lose Ortiz, you know they screwed up, because this guyโ€™s never negative about the team.

I had high hopes when the Astros hired Bobby Heck, because of what he did with the Brewers. And truthfully, I donโ€™t think he was to blame for this pick. And do you know why? Because during the Astros-Pirates game last night, the Astros ran a clip from an interview with Heck after the pick, a clip where he makes this telling statement: โ€œThis is a smart business decision.โ€

A smart business decision is code for: Draytonโ€™s a cheap bastard. The Astros didnโ€™t take the best player left because the Astros didnโ€™t want to pay the cash for the best player available, so they drafted someone they could sign. Like when they drafted Phil Nevin instead of Derek Jeter. Or Max Sapp instead of Joba Chamberlain. Or when they passed on Carl Crawford.

Weโ€™re not going to know whether this guyโ€™s really a flop or not for several years. And โ€œsmart business decisionโ€ aside, the Astros still have to sign the guy. So maybe, just maybe, the Astros will luck out on this pick.

If not, maybe we can always get Jason Castro to sing โ€œSomewhere Over The Rainbow.โ€ Just keep him away from Bob Dylan.

John Royal

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