We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it’s time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we’ll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day’s work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

Our haiku tribute to a collection of cheesy `90s bikini shots inspired, as we hoped, some haiku reaction. We especially like the first one.

Formica wrote:

Hot chicks with fake boobs
Douchebags will be drawn like moths
Oh, look! Connelly!*

Beach for me? No way.
Creepy photogs getting off
Do not turn me on

These girls aren’t local?
Surfside hiney floss is *paid*?
Unpack the car, Fred.

*Just kidding, Mr. Connelly. I loved your haikus. I have spent way too many hours of my life having fun with them, and always appreciate the effort put into a good one.

This article appears in May 12-18, 2011.