Comment of the Day: Even Andrew Jackson's Parrot Was Bad-Ass

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

We identified five presidents who could kick Chuck Norris's ass, a list that included Abe Lincoln and Andrew Jackson.

One reader had a further nugget about Jackson.

Dee wrote:

Jackson's parrot had to be removed from his funeral -- for swearing.

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