Comment of the Day: Hasselhoff Was a Jerk in Lake Jackson

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

Yesterday we informed you that legendary entity David Hasselhoff had recently been in Lake Jackon for a few days, taping a reality show where D-list celebs trade places with "real people" who share their name.

We said Lake Jackson seemed to have survived, but apparently it was a close-run thing.

Amy W wrote:

Hasselhoff was a total jackass to everyone while he was here in Lake Jackson. Met him at the mall, and all he could do was bitch about his assistant being out sick and therefore unable to deal with the townsfolk for him. Dooooooouuuuuuche.

Color us shattered, illusion-wise.

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