We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it’s time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we’ll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day’s work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

On April 1 — repeat, April 1 — we reported on yet another bizarre East Texas crime.

Since it was East Texas, of course, it was not bizarre enough for some people….

Brian wrote:

Shit. I’m from East Texas and didn’t even question whether this was real until I got to the comments. D’OH!