Still searching for that prefect Valentine’s Day gift? If your significant other is an Astro fan, we can pretty much say: Don’t buy this item.

It’s a baseball being auctioned on eBay (bids are up to $175 right now), a baseball signed by both Brad Lidge and Albert Pujols.

Perfect for any Astros fan. Who wants to remember The Pitch That Forever Ruined Brad Lidge.

The seller says Lidge signed the ball first and it was later presented to Pujols, who signed it “with a smile on his face!”

We bet he did. — Richard Connelly

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