Rick Perry has finally found a way to overshadow the "Rick Perry gay" google searches, which yield about 5 million results.
In just one day, "Rick Perry drunk" has rocketed to 12.9 million results.
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Anyway, Perry's now-legendary speech in New Hampshire provided an opportunity to update our random generator of Dumb Things Rick Perry Says. Have at it, people!