We know you'll be tuning in to catch the new kids' sitcomMighty Med
on Disney XL because Bears vs. Packers, that's not a rivalry game or anything on Monday Night Football
We can only say that those who do switch on Disney shall be rewarded with a performance that leaves Kenneth Branagh, Daniel Day-Lewis and Ryan Gosling weeping with impotence and envy.
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Behold the Rockets' Dwight Howard absolutely blowing off the stage his co-stars in this clip. His thespian skills are matched only by the cost and care that went into his costume.
Catch it at 7:30 p.m. tonight, if you dare. And if you get it on your particular cable system.
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