Canadians Jeff Collins and Rick Erickson

At the official Harris County GOP election party in the Westin Galleria hotel, the Republican faithful were celebrating what they could. As live national news feeds on one of two big-screen TVs rattled off state after state going for Obama, revelers maintained optimism that key local positions would remain in Republican hands.

โ€œI think Republicans are going to do very well,โ€ Marc Cowart, deputy director of the county GOP, tells Hair Balls.

And nationally, what if Obama wins? โ€œItโ€™s America. Weโ€™re all hopeful weโ€™ll remain the greatest country on Earth.โ€

Floyd Griffith, a young, black Republican who until recently was volunteering for McCain in Washington, D.C, felt the party could have done more to cross racial boundaries. โ€œIโ€™m proud to be a Republican, but there needs to be a long-term, sustained effort to attract African-Americans. It has to be a pillar [of the GOP].โ€ He also cited potential local success as a reason to not write the night off as a loss.

But silver linings do not bitchinโ€™ soirees make; with the other big-screen at one point showing local news footage of the hopping Democratic rally near Reliant Stadium, not even Neil Diamondโ€™s โ€œComing to Americaโ€ could push the merriment meter past โ€œpleasant mingling.โ€ No one seemed to even have a truly negative remark to make about Obama. Things were a bit slow โ€“ that is, until Hair Balls got a dose of perspective from a couple of friendly Canadians.

Rick Erickson and Jeff Collins of Calgary describe themselves as โ€œelectoral tourists.โ€ Theyโ€™re in Texas to visit friends, but they scheduled their trip so they could see American democracy in action. They had spent part of the day at the Metropolitan Multi-Service Center on West Gray โ€“ a voting location โ€“ and were planning on attending both party rallies tonight.

โ€œCanadians are very interested in the American election,โ€ Erickson tells us. โ€œWeโ€™re in bed with an elephant, and if the elephant gets a cold, so do we.โ€

He says itโ€™s not so much about party for Canucks, but solid leadership and good relations with the U.S. Erickson speaks of little things โ€“ โ€œniggling debatesโ€ โ€“ that have negatively impacted trade, travel and his countryโ€™s view of Bush.

โ€œWe understand fair play; we donโ€™t understand getting dicked around,โ€ says Erickson, who we soon find out is a firearms enthusiast. โ€œGetting a gun across the border is [now] a complete fucking nightmare, honest to Godโ€ฆCanada is looking forward to change.โ€

Collins, a local broadcaster for CBC Radio One (Canadian NPR, basically), tells Hair Balls that our northern neighbors see this election differently than Americans do.

โ€œItโ€™s not between left and right; itโ€™s viewed as an election about race,โ€ he says. โ€œIโ€™ve heard very little about that here, though. Up north, itโ€™s seen as an indicator of where race relations are in the U.S.โ€

He says his elderly mother even warned him to watch out for violence on the night of the election, no matter who wins. Collins laughed that off: โ€œItโ€™s more likely that Ike would come back and kick me in the shins.โ€

โ€“ Blake Whitaker