Attention, gays Lynn Wyatt fans: Your patron saint has turned up on the Isle of Capri with her friend Elton John and his husband, David Furnish. Though we don’t get a full view of her in the photo posted on Perez Hilton’s Web site, we can say that, as always, the Houston socialite looks head-to-toe fabu.
It’s an odd sensation to feel envious of the appearance of “a woman of a certain age” — we challenge you to hunt down the year of her birth; it appears she has somehow strong-armed the Internet into maintaining a tasteful silence on the subject — but we ARE! We ask you: How can she have been eligible for cheap movie tickets for, like, a decade or something, and still look so damn good?
Our gay, a proud owner of two “Lynn Wyatt Fan Club” T-shirts, once turned beet-red and started hyperventilating when he saw Wyatt in the shoe department at Neiman’s. We forwarded him the photo. His response: “DIAMOND!” – Cathy Matusow
This article appears in Jul 26 – Aug 1, 2007.