Ducks in a northwest Houston neighborhood have become so annoying over the past decade that the local homeowners association has decided it’s time to kill them ย โ€” which has neighbors feeling either totally relieved or very uncomfortable.

For the past 15 years, the Muscovy ducks in a neighborhood called Woodwind Lakes have destroyed flower beds, crapped in pools and on front porches, and been run over by cars. No one is quite sure where the ducks came from. The neighbors have tried to get rid of them by snatching the duck eggs when they find them, or by putting up โ€œdon’t feed the ducksโ€ signs to prevent them from leaving the pond. But the ducks always come back. To euthanize all 130 of them will cost the HOA about $13,000, which is pooled from all the residents. But President Ray Pavia says that afterย endless complaints and headaches, it’s worth it.

โ€œThey’re a total nuisance,โ€ Pavia said. โ€œWe would love to have been able to gather them and transfer to a farm out in Conroe, but that’s not allowed.โ€

It’s not allowed under a strange federal wildlife regulation that considers the Muscovy duck both a โ€œprotected speciesโ€ and one that’s under a โ€œcontrol orderโ€ because they’ve become invasive. That means that everywhere in America except three southern Texas counties where the Muscovy ducks are native, people are allowed to take eggs from nests or kill the ducks to get rid of them, but are not allowed to capture them and free them into the wild.

As the Humane Society of the United States noted, this is resulting in moreย property owners who have started to think about killing the ducks โ€” as in Woodwind Lakes.

To other residents, however, the idea of rounding up all the neighborhood ducks to basically exterminate them doesn’t feel right.

Carmen Shell says that people like to call her โ€œthe duck lady.โ€ They have yelled at her for feeding the ducks, which she does more often in the winter months because she knows they’re hungry and feels bad for them. She owns a โ€œbird bookโ€ and has studied the Muscovies (as have many residents, by observing them in their yards constantly). And to her they are just a part of living in an area withย trees and ponds and are part of the wildlife.

โ€œThat’s kind of the beauty of this neighborhood โ€” it’s part of the woodlands,” she said. “It’s got that atmosphere. It’s like being out in the country.โ€

Yesterday evening, at a neighborhood meeting, the HOA green-lighted theย duck-killin’.ย 

Meagan Flynn is a former staff writer at the Houston Press.