It’s been a few days since we checked in with Rep. Steve Stockman’s belief that the only way to prevent abortions is to provide zygote Uzis and fetal firearms. You can apparently obtain one of his now-famous bumper stickers, pictured right, with a donation of only $10 to the Congressman’s re-election camp. (As much as we’d like to, alas, journalistic ethics prevented us for asking for a bundle in exchange for all this free publicity we’re sending Stockman’s camp. Have to pay for them like the rest of you, unfortunately.)

Thankfully, the Internet has finally come through, with national pubs getting this Onion-inspired bumper sticker the play it deserves. I’m sure there’s no amount of public shaming that will get Stockman to change his tune — “If they’re pissed, we’re doing something right!” — and we’ll have to wait until 2014 to see if we’ll get more blatula-strapped swag we can save for future generations.

In the meantime, we’ve attempted to cobble the 10 best Tweets from the past few days reacting to Stockman’s grammar-challenged attempt at … humor? rhetoric? evidence of the abject failure of the Detroit school system? Have a look-see, and tell me each wouldn’t make a better bumper sticker along the way:

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This article appears in Apr 11-17, 2013.