And now HouStoned Theatre presents a dramatization of what could be going on right now in the parking garage across the street from the Houston Press building. Naturally, our definition of “what could be going on” comes from watching too many bad cop movies.

โ€œLook, buddy, I know what youโ€™re going through. I just lost my partner. He only had two weeks until retirement before that bastard Mendoza gunned him down. And my wife of 16 years just left me, took my baby girl with her. I know what itโ€™s like, man, to feel the world crashing down around you. But itโ€™s just not worth it, man. Now just put down the gun and letโ€™s talk.โ€ โ€“ Keith Plocek

The Houston Press is a nationally award-winning, 34-year-old publication ruled by endless curiosity, a certain amount of irreverence, the desire to get to the truth and to point out the absurd as well...