Dan Lanigan, Mammoth Photography

HouStoned will be at the Grand Prix of Houston for the next three days, sending back tales of rubber and exhaust. Keep checking back for updates and, no doubt, plenty of punny references to gentlemen starting their engines and getting their motors running and crossing the finish line and plenty of other racing clichés that kinda sorta sound sexual. – Keith Plocek

This article appears in Apr 19-25, 2007.

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