Still pissed off that Roger Clemens spurned the Astros to return to the Yankees?

Don’t be.

Actually, any baseball fan already knows the Rocket sucked this year. But Darren Rovell, a sports-business reporter for CNBC, broke things down with a vengeance.

Add in the luxury tax foisted on the Yanks for their bloated payroll, and this is the return they got on the Clemens contract:

Per Pitch: $15,047
Per Inning: $245,213
Per Start: $1,375,921
Per Win: $4,127,763

A quarter-million per inning? Imagine what he’d get if he was any good. – Richard Connelly

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