We were going to digest this article and give you the highlights, but we were too busy reading a very important e-mail from a Nigerian general. Pretty sure it has something to do with how Houston is one of the countryโ€™s most “e-mail addicted cities.โ€ And be sure to forward this to at least 500 people, or else Bill Gates will give your cell number to telemarketers. — Craig Malisow

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